An eldely man discovered that he had probles performing during sex and hasnt had it for years, he went to see an old witch doctor who believed he could sort the problem. He threw a handful of powder into a fire and said: "Your problems are solved, when you get home and are in the mood all you have to say is 1, 2, 3 and you will have a biggest, strongest erection you have ever had!" The old man replied: "what happen when we've had enough" The witch doctor said: "when your partner has all the sex she can handle, simply say 1, 2, 3, 4 and it will go back down. but be carfeful! once you use this you will not be able to get an erection for a whole year!" Feeling happy with the arrangement the old man ran back to his house and slipped into bed with his wife, he then cuddled upto her and said 1, 2, 3 and waited. His penis did exactly as the witch doctor said, it was harder than ever.... The old mans wife then rolled over and said... "What did you say 1, 2, 3, for?"
the man said "1, 2, 3" to get it up. the women then said "what did you say 1, 2, 3, for (4)" so it went back down for another year