Dispute This is the actual radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October 1995. Radio conversation released by the chief of naval operations, 10-10-95. CANADIANS: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision. AMERICANS: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the north to avoid a collision. CANADIANS: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision. AMERICANS: This is the captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course. CANADIANS: No, I say again, you divert YOUR course. AMERICANS: This is the Aircraft Carrier US LINCOLN, the second largest ship in the United States Atlantic Fleet. We are accompanied with three Destroyers, three Cruisers and numerous support vessels. I DEMAND that you change your course 15 degrees north. I say again, that's one-five degrees north, or counter-measures will be undertaken to ensure the safety of this ship. CANADIANS: This is a lighthouse. Your call.
Here's my all time favorite joke: Jacques, the world’s greatest fighter plane pilot goes into a bar after a long day of fighter plane piloting and quickly meets a lady. A few drinks and a short time later they are back at Jacques’ apartment. Soon enough they a kissing but Jacques stops, grabs some red wine and pours it over her lips. She asks “Jacques, what are you doing?†He replies: “I’m Jacques, the world’s greatest fighter plane pilot and when I have red meat I have to have red wine.†“Oh, how sweet†she comments. Not long after Jacques is a bit lower, kissing her breasts, but again he stops, grabs some white wine and pours it all over her breasts. She yelps “Jacques, what are you doing?†He replies: “I’m Jacques, the world’s greatest fighter plane pilot and when I have white meat I have to have white wine.†“Oh, how sweet†she comments. Not long after Jacques has moved his way down lower. She’s moaning in pleasure when Jacques again stops, grabs some brandy, pours it all over her and lights it on fire. This time she screams Jacques, what are you doing?†“I’m Jacques, the world’s greatest fighter plane pilot and when I go down, I go down in flames.â€
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yaa...poor people have to make stuff up to try and pretend Americans are stupid/bad/evil etc etc etc. Cant count the number of BS stories bout Americans in here. Like the one the other day claiming NASA spent 12 million to develop a pen when they could have used a pencil. It was a lie. Sad really...glad I don't have anyone to be jealous of.