Yes, just over there, can you see her? No? Ok, I lied. I just wanted to talk about anything, ANYTHING other than cricket. Or rugby. How about gardening? Anybody here into gardening? We're quite good at gardening in England, maybe we should make that into a sport. On second thoughts maybe not. I think we've invented enough sports for the time being and you just know we'll get knocked out of the World Gardening Championships by somewhere like Chad or Greenland. *Sigh* I am depressed.
Too shell-shocked, mate. Anyway I'm off home now to watch the England innings. Can we do it? Watch this space!