Man is worst than girl

According to topic, Girl is evil ==> I will give the proof that can prove
Man is worst than girl

1.First we state that a man need following things: time, money, girl, sex.
So: man = time x money x girl x sex
As we know: time = money
==> man = money x money x girl x sex

2. Because we know that a man want as many girl as possible. And they also like to have sex as many times as they can ==> girl = sex

so: man = money x money x girl x girl

3. As for man prove that: girl = evil
Therefor: man = money^2 x evil^2
But we also know: money is root of all evil so
money = squareroot(evil) (or evil = money ^ 2)

4. There for man = evil x evil x evil

Oh my god, man is tripple worse than girl.

Relax!!

 

That must be new math you are using.

 

Well!! this is funny but a different trick of mind....

 

My math:

Man wants sex (generally witha girl) so man wants girl.
Girls have mothers so man wants mother in law.
Girls also pop out kids so man wants mother in law + kids.
Mother in laws + kids = pain in the a$$ so man wants pain in the a$$.
Pain in the a$$ is caused by a$$ penetration so man wants a$$ penetration.
Thus all men are gay.

 

That's some bad calculations.

 

I'm so lost with this post!

 

Sorry, my mother in law is visiting for 10 weeks and my kids are driving me up the wall so I'm a bit bitter.

 

I think I get it:

man = (intercourse) + (mother-in-law + kids)

mother-in-law + kids = (pain in the bum)

man = intercourse + (pain in the bum)

intercourse + pain in the bum =

You know the rest.

Clever!

 

Lol u r top class math minded.

 

As is clearly seen these calculations dont make sense

 

so much funny in this thread
enjoying...

 

Very good math class & i want to be a student.
Please any teacher continue it.

 

very good math, im gonna learn a bit of vedic maths now

 

so funny. anyway, thank u

 

...omg...im lost in this thread...lol

 

nonono

man is not worst than girl, except you are man who don't want to take responsibility... ...sorry, i don't mean you.

because i know some man they are really proud of being a man and they are enjoy.
man and woman they need to balance. man need to feel lucky that they don't need to have a birth of baby-that's painful
woman feel lucky that they don't need to earn too much money if you married to a rich man.

both has it's own benefits...

 

It is funny. . You can give it to girl friend or wife to make them happy

 

It is just a funny story. ^_^. Read and relax. Man or Woman are both good

 

I think that this is what the poster was after:

 

comboy, tell us something we don't know.