Any woman can fool a man if she wants to and if he's in love with her. - Agatha Christie Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy, fat women. - Marion Smith I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid. - Dorothy Parker It's not the men in my life that count, its the life in my men. - Mae West Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get home, but it doesn't always go with everything else in the house. - Jean Kerr I never married because I have three pets at home that answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog that growls every morning, a parrot that swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night. - Marie Corelli Men make love more intensely at 20, but make love better, however, at 30 - Catherine II of Russia No nice men are good at getting taxis - Katherine Whitehorn I like to wake up each morning felling a new man. - Jean Harlow Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you. - Mae West Behind every great man there is a surprised woman. - Maryon Pearson The trouble with some woman is that they get all excited about nothing, and then marry him - Cher A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve is extracted - Helen Rowland Before marriage a man will lay awake all night thinking about something you said; after marriage he'll fall asleep before you have finished saying it. - Helen Rowland An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets, the more interested he is in her. - Agatha Christie
Wait! How did we get happy with no men around??? And rich. Don't forget rich. Hmmmm.... Behind every surprised woman there is a great man!
Because she is surprised that he was able to achieve greatness. She knows that he leaves the toilet seat up and leaves his underwear on the floor...
we can smell our own. why do we have to put the seat down after we are done? why can't you put the seat up after you are done!