Reason why never visit a 5 * Hotel

Question : " What would you like to have ..Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee?"

Answer: " tea please "

Question : " Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or green tea ?"

Answer : "Ceylon tea "

Question : "How would you like it ? Black or white ?"



Answer: "white"

Question: "Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk ? "

Answer: "With milk "

Question: "Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk"

Answer: "With cow milk please.

Question: " Milk from Freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow?"

Answer: " Um, I'll take it black. "

Question: " Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey? "

Answer: "With sugar"

Question: " Beet sugar or cane sugar ?"

Answer: "Cane sugar "

Question:" White , brown or yellow sugar ?"

Answer: "Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead."

Question: "Mineral water or still water ? "

Answer: "Mineral water"

Question: "Flavored or non-flavored ?"

Answer: "I'll rather die of thirst

 

Don't forget that you will pay about $8.50 for your cup of tea. You can't forget those hotel food service rates.

 

Hehe it's funny, but come on 5 star hotels are not like that.

 

Yeah, you overdid a little bit, though funny

 

Just order a Mountain Dew and forget about the rest...

 

Mountain Dew, Code Red, Pitch Black, Pitch Black II, Livewire or Halo3?

 

Mountain Dew. Regular. Straight from the bottle. No ice.

 

lol that funny why didn’t you just say surprise me see what happens

 

I had one instance in sydney where i asked for black coffee and she repied with milk?? GRRR silly people

Buffalo, I think your a top women! I really do but how can you drink that stuff

 

because it is the drink of Gods?

 

Ok, but all the God's i know drink coffee. hence why god rested on the 7th day to enjoy a good cup of coffee! after all he made it

 

Because I live on caffeine, and I can't stand coffee. Occasionally, on a cold morning, I'll have a Chai Latte instead...

Nectar of the Gods, cylon. Get it right!

 

Ha ha ha very funny, that seems Frustrated Hotel

 

I don't get the joke?

 

Good joke dude.. There is also another joke on 5 star hotels that u will see the stars during the time of bill...

 

ambrosia is the nectar. nectar is usually a thicker syruppy drink. I didn't want others to think MD was too syruppy. Sometimes at fountain machines I'll lift up the casing of the drink dispenser and you can see two buttons, one for soda water and the other for syrup. I add extra syrup.

OP said hotel gave too many choices, Buff said make it simple and order a dew, I gave many choices of dew.

this will mark either the last time I will explain a joke, or the start of me explaining every joke. I haven't decided which.

 

Nice move! You get extra caffeine that way too, I bet!

 

sure do. it is easy to do. just use your thumb and middle finger to grab the sides and squeeze. pull forward and up and it comes off no problems. there may be a screw on the top of it which you have to unscrew first.

 

So how many Taco Bell's have you been thrown out of for doing that??

 

Not as bad as room service at a low star hotel

Question: Can you bring me some tea
Answer: no *click*

When I am in hotels, I dont waste money on room service