1- Your last name stays put. 2- The garage is all yours. 3- Wedding plans take care of themselves. 4- Chocolate is just another snack. 5- You can never be pregnant. 6- Car mechanics tell you the truth. 7- You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. 8- Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental- $100. 9- New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. 10- People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. (lol ) 11- One mood all the time. 12- Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. 13- A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. 14- You can open all your own jars. 15- If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. 16- Your underwear is just $9.95 for a three-pack. 17- Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. (sometimes 2 ) 18- Everything on your face stays its original color. 19- The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. 20. You only have to shave your face and neck. (This is not true ) 21- One color for all seasons. 22- You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. 23- You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. 24- You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.. 25- You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes
Nice one. Pretty much all true too. Strangely enough, I was sitting out in the garden doing my nails with a pocket knife this morning
I've never met a man that fits this one. As much as they love to whine about women having monthly mood swings, it's amazing how they fail to notice their own erratic mood swings on a daily basis.
lol I already have. Oddly enough, from the list above, we're fighting over the future garage lol (planning on buying a house this Spring). He agreed to share - both into tools, building, cars, etc. (I told him if he didn't, I was taking the basement... that cinched it lol). Men definitely have it easier though... they don't have to put up with themselves.
lol Sometimes. The key is in us knowing how to get what we want out of them. It's like dealing with children... it's all in how you say something.