Ha ha, great photoshopping! The truth of the matter is that my ex-wife is the biggest dog in the world but the less said about that the better lol, Cheers, p.
Ya I really want a Mastif.. Not only would people never dare to break into your house but they are really cool dogs.
I have a Great Dane and it is a big one just like a Horse for my 5 year old son and he enjoy the Dog Riding...LOL