Ten Husbands, still a virgin ???

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by infogle, Sep 12, 2007.

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    A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.

    On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."

    "What?" said the puzzled groom.

    "How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

    "Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

    Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

    Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

    Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

    Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

    Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

    Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.

    Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.

    Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.

    Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"

    "Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"

    "You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"


    Hope you enjoyed it!
     
    infogle, Sep 12, 2007 IP
  2. soniqhost.com

    soniqhost.com Notable Member

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    #2
    Ha Ha I guess were on Lawyer jokes now.

    What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?


    The prostitute will stop screwing you after your dead.
     
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  3. tradeya

    tradeya Notable Member

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    #3
    nice joke. but i think the lawyer husband will sue her for saying that. :p
     
    tradeya, Sep 13, 2007 IP
  4. marie103

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    #4
    i know it's just a kind of joke, but if the joke coming up, they should be reflect out our real life situation, isn't?

    so for me this joke can't be only a joke
     
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  5. cleanwater

    cleanwater Banned

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    #5
    Or he will make a declaration,saying that he gained a Virgin:D

    I do not think this kind of things will be real in our life.
     
    cleanwater, Sep 13, 2007 IP
  6. reachforthesky

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    #6
    Nice joke =D
     
    reachforthesky, Sep 13, 2007 IP
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    #7
    Nice this is the first time I hear a Lawyer Joke.. keep em coming. :)
     
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    #8
    Excellent joke!! made me laugh out loud!!
     
    SEO Girl, Sep 13, 2007 IP
  9. mikey1090

    mikey1090 Moderator Staff

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    #9
    nice joke. might show it to my law teacher ;)
     
    mikey1090, Sep 13, 2007 IP
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    #10
    One of the funniest things I have seen all month, keep those lawyer jokes comming :D
     
    cool_78, Sep 13, 2007 IP
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    #11
    nice joke,always have nice jokes from you guys.it's make dp more funny.keep comming up good jokes.Thanks:D
     
    Spark, Sep 13, 2007 IP
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    uttoransen Prominent Member

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    #12
    I like this one!:p
    nice joke, looking foreword to hear more from you,
    cheers!:)
     
    uttoransen, Sep 13, 2007 IP
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    #13
    hahaha!! nice joke buddy,really nice joke!
    The best part of that was of the engineer:p
     
    Cash4master, Sep 13, 2007 IP
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    #14
    Another lawyer joke.....

    Good one though, was worth sparing a few seconds :)
     
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    #15
    heh theres many lawyer jokes but this one is good :D
     
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    #16
    That was the funniest lol

    Also she had no 'Webmaster' Husband (She was lucky) or he would be trying to get some sort of Joomla/wordpress type thingy out of her :D
     
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    #17
    hahaha that is a brialliant story. thats made my day :D
     
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    #18
    haha! i didn't get the stamp collector part at first..but then.. hahaha

    good laugh!
     
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    #19
    that would be so funny if that were true
     
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    #20
    I heard it before, but still extremely funny the second time reading it.
     
    RichUser, Sep 13, 2007 IP