LOL Oh, I can't wait to see the replies this thread is going to get... Come on guys! Let's hear 'em...
Here are some from me 1. Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money? 2. I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house? 3. You have to tell me your name, because last night in my dreams, I could only call you 'baby'... 4. I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock... 5. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
My five fail-proof lines... 1. If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me? 2. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. 3. I was wondering if you have a moment to spare for me to hit on you? 4. Who's your friend? 5. Wanna go halfsies on a baby?
Hi, I want to put my thingy into your thingy. Can I wash my winkie in your kitchen sinkie. My place or yours? Tell you what....I'll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours.
Here's one that will get them! "I am so tired of women just wanting to date me because of my millions of dollars, real estate in Hawaii and my fleet of yachts. I wish I could find one who was really interested in me!" Mwaaa haaah aa hhaaaa haaa try that one Just kidding of course
So do all the girls get to vote for the best line?? If we do, this one is my favorite so far... Some of the rest are funny, but really lame. Sorry guys.
I promise to remain loyal to you forever, as long as you make me breakfast every morning and rub my feet Col
Quality ladies don't swoon over pickup lines. I like to ask her opinion on something. "hello, can i get a womans opinion on something..." shows i value her opinion on something worthwhile and not just her body/looks.