Best pick-up lines in clubs :)

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  1. forumrating

    forumrating Notable Member

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    #21
    actually lines don't do much, if the girl likes you then its done,
     
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  2. Kerosene

    Kerosene Alpha & Omega™ Staff

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    #22
    "Can I buy you a couple of drinks"

    Courtesy of Frank Zappa :)
     
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  3. redhits

    redhits Notable Member

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    #23
    Very predictable ... lol ... she will make that face , "get lost" or "fuck off' face :) lol
     
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  4. Burberry

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    #24
    what if i were to tell you i had a 22 inch c**k is that something you might be interested in
     
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    Computerized Well-Known Member

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    #25
    One of my personal favourites:

    "If I toss this coin in the air, what's the chance of me getting head?"
     
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  6. Burberry

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    #26
    i like that im gonna hold onto that
     
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  7. HouseOvaries

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    #27
    Strip down naked and let me pour beer all over your body. Then let my drink from the holy body of beer.
     
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    #28
    I did this a while back. There was unbelievably beautiful, young big breasted redhead looking like a model sitting on a bench downtown by herself. I'm way older and probably not in her dating sphere. But I'm walking my little dog (which is always a babe magnet) and I was just blown away by her looks. This is a resort town and attracts lotsa people she could been famous for all I know.


    But I walked right up to her and sat down on the bench next as close as I could face to face and said "are you waiting for me?" and she thought it was very funny. And we had a little talk but turns out her boyfriend was inside the business.

    Now this young lady was way outta my league maybe except for friends, but it goes to show you timing and attitude is everything. She coulda completely been freaked out if I acted like a perv. But energy, attitude, timing the look on your face and the fact that I really didn't care if I picked her up or not made the difference in her response.

    Also bein an empath helps a bit, you need to know a bit of her attitude and how she feels if your walkin up to a stranger cold. Thats not a replacement for being yourself, don't be an ass kisser but, but after all you are wanting to meet them so you need to cater to her a bit.
     
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  9. Adeel-Chowdhry

    Adeel-Chowdhry Peon

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    #29
    That's the most USELESS piece of overstated advice anyone can give.

    I'm a trainspotter and i'm boring. I haven't been laid in 13 years...i've just been 'myself'. I'm sure one day i'll meet someone who likes my personality.

    WAKE UP!!

    It's NOT about 'faking' anything. OR pretending your something or not.

    It's about human psychology.

    Not many people get this and then proceed to say 'just be yourself' and they will like you for who you are.

    You see, when it comes down to it, it's all about creating a 'better' YOU.

    An 'improved' YOU.

    More confident, a better listener, a good thinker, and someone who knows what causes 'attraction'.

    As the dating guru David DeAngelo says..."Attraction isn't a choice".

    Pickup lines are NOT the say to go.

    It's ALL about creating a 'connection' and understanding how to communicate effectively with the oppossite sex (and humans in general).

    I highly recommend you check out that gurus site, 'Double Your Dating'. I think you can download the eBook for free. Have a lookin in Google for it.

    -ADEEL CHOWDHRY-
     
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  10. HouseOvaries

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    #30
    ^ Don't start pmsing, dude.
     
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    KingofKings Banned

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    #31
    I have something relative to this topic I would like to say.

    Last night I was following a girl, she had BMW X3.
    I've been driving for about 6 years now, and have followed many girls by car.
    Ofcourse the most interesting part is the chase between you and girl.
    Last night I was successeful and I took the girls' number.
    Because I really pushed it this time, and it worked.

    So I guess all you have to do is push harder, and you might get what you want in the night clubs.
     
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  12. TWalker

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    #32
    Some women really respond to patient persistence (not be confused with pushiness). She really just wants to know if your really attracted enough to go out of your way to spend time with her or not.
     
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    #33
    Either you're a guy that had a baby or you're telling everyone here to get it up the ass.
     
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  14. DarkBrothers

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    #34
    This one never fails..

    If you have sex with me, it could seriously change your political views.

    and if that doesn't work,

    How much??
     
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  15. TWalker

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    #35

    I like that. All the money in the world should be equally distributed amongst men (women should have none and women not to be allowed to work) and then let the games begin!

    The only down side? it wouldn't take long before all men would be broke again. :mad:


    Paying for straight up for sex is so damn much more fun (im not joking) than selling your soul in some club with flashing lights, phony pick up lines and buying her poisounous alcohol drinks just to spend a little time with her? Or living with someone you aren't even attracted to (marriage). Or just building up her BS female ego by continually telling her how great she is and how great she looks.
     
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  16. redhits

    redhits Notable Member

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    #36
    Shits like 200euro or 500euro ,don't work. I once said 200euro/night to a girl , and she told me back "No , 2000 euro / night"
     
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    #37
    yeh i dont think pickup lines work any more. takes a lot more now-a-days to pick up a girl. that or my lines are simply that terrible.
     
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    redhits Notable Member

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    #38
    Man , you open ev ery conversation with a girl in a club with a pick-up line... ok ? Even "Hey , i am the jerkiness person in the rum is a pick-up line" . Yes, some of the pick-up lines you find in the google like ...
    "f I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever. "
    this won't work because
    1. the girl knowns it's a lie and you bullshit her
    2. it's to long, a big sentence and make her a lot to think of what the fxx you are talking when you are in the club
     
    redhits, Sep 9, 2007 IP
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    #39
    A lot of women like to be respected for their brains... So be sure when you look down at her chest that you tell her how fantastic her brains look.
     
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    #40
    "My friend just bet me $20 that you wont have a dance with me. If you let me win I will split the money with you AND buy you a drink."
     
    Hamba Wena, Sep 9, 2007 IP