Buy Mike Tyson's poop!

In the FAQ is says you just get a little tiny peice and they seal it in a container.

 

Eeeeww who the hell buy this stuff?

 

Mike Tyson must be hitting bottom. That guy was worth hundreds of millions.

 

This is truly a great idea. I admire people who comes up with something like this. Of course its their own poop and saliva they are selling.
If I did this with celebrities in my country I would get the head liners in all the biggest news papers and tv/radio news.

 

LoL also in the faq it says if you happen to be in the possession of some celebrity poop they would like to talk to you and pay an average of $1000 for a good sized log. haha. What a terrible job going around looking for poop.

 

Thats really crazy. What's wrong with these people. Haven't the heard of collecting autographs.

 

I want to know how do they get it? Do they go into a room like sperm donation or what? Does it come gift wrapped?
And where do you keep it..in the freezer?

OMG it's so sick..

 

no shi*, with my luck I'd order Donna D'Errico's bacteria but they'd send me Gary Busey's

 

Once the collect it, they overnight to you so that it is still fresh.

 

I do...
I just bought some about two weeks ago.

 

Ickyyyy.

Who'd buy that?

 

I wonder if you can clone using manure.

 

How can they prove that the poop actually came from the celebrities. DNA certification?

 

Maybe they have a certificate of authenticity.

 

lmao...thats the easiest way you can make money...the funny part is...it might be the dude's poop and is claiming it is a celeb poop!

 

I bought it, ate it, and now selling my piece of shit.

 

well im gonna have a shite later and sell it on ebay as freddie mercury's poop!

 

If I was hitler reincarnated would my poop count as hitlers poop or just as another guys poop?

 

Thats a though one, I would say you could about 50% of what the real Hitler's poop would get. But it is really though to say.

Anyone interested in partnering on a poop museum??

 

I would be interested in collecting poop from reincarnated people and make a museum specifically for that poop. I am not so much into a general poop museum or a poop museum wtih poop from living celebrities.