I am serious. I found a website where you can buy celebrity poop, including Mike Tysons for $31, Mick Foley's for $23. They also have an assortment of actors and musicians fecal matter for sale, but sadly they are all sold out of Tom Green's poop. I can not beleive there is actually a market for this crap (no pun intended) http://www.blackpitchpress.com/celebrityskin/sports.htm
I think they would make amazing Christmas presents.... What did your brother get you for Christmas little Timmy? A peice of shit! haha
I think it is a joke site as there isn't an actual cart. I wanted to see how much of Mike Tyson was available since Christmas is coming soon...
Ewwwww! It sounds like you're considering it! I really can't see why someone would want to buy that, even if you're a really big fan...
Tyson's might have some left over ear-chunks in it. So, really, you stand the chance of getting the remains of two people for the price of one. Clearly the best value on the site.
I wonder if they actually make sales. That's just disgusting. I have my own. I don't need to buy anyone else's.