We all remember the brilliantly intelligent speech of Miss Teen South Carolina: http://youtube.com/watch?v=WALIARHHLII However, she was spotted walking down the street one day, and suddenly... http://youtube.com/watch?v=F226lI-lo5M&mode=related&search=
If only she could handle The Iraq like she leapt to this 911 call. Maybe with the help of a map. Or most Americans. Something like that. Miss South Carolina gives blondes a bad name.