Chinese Factory Worker Can't Believe The Sh*t He Makes For Americans

Discussion in 'Politics & Religion' started by aletheides, Sep 3, 2007.

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    http://www.theonion.com/content/node/31049

    "Often, when we're assigned a new order for, say, 'salad shooters,' I will say to myself, 'There's no way that anyone will ever buy these,'" Chen said during his lunch break in an open-air courtyard. "One month later, we will receive an order for the same product, but three times the quantity. How can anyone have a need for such useless shit?"

    It gets better...

    "Last week, I took testimony from several young female workers from Shenzhen who said they were locked in a work room for 18 straight hours making inflatable Frisbees," Gao said. "Finally, the girls joined hands on the factory floor and began to chant, 'No more insane flying toys for Western pigs!' They quickly lost their jobs and were ostracized by their families, but the incident was a testament to China's growing disillusionment with producing needless crap for fat-ass foreigners."

    LOL!
     
    aletheides, Sep 3, 2007 IP
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    login Notable Member

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    He he, I, on the other hand, will never eat a dog or a cat.
     
    login, Sep 3, 2007 IP
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    #3
    That is the reason why the dollar is being devalued.

    We have a weak dollar and global warming due to this garbage.
     
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    Lexiseek Banned

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    #4
    Indeed. A satirical post is the reason the dollar is "being devalued."
     
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    #5
    Unfortunately, it's barely satire. Conversations much like that probably happen all the time in China (and elsewhere).
     
    Briant, Sep 3, 2007 IP
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    #6
    I came in here to say the exact same thing you said.
    lol
     
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    #7
    A lot of this garbage ends up in 99 cents stores and women haul it home.
     
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    #8
    Sounds like he's bitter because his government can't supply him with a decent job and he can't afford all those things Americans can.

    Sounds like a Chinese problem to me. America should not supply him with a job if he's such a little bitch.

    :p
     
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    LOL

    It is the ONION there fella.......
     
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    #10
    LOL, that pretty much sums it up for me.
     
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    This part made me laugh:

     
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  12. aletheides

    aletheides Banned

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    AHAHA kemus that is pretty damn funny:

    "For now, I must refuse the job. Somehow, the only thing more depressing than making plastic s**t for Americans is destroying the plastic s**t they send back."
     
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    Yeah. Good point AGS. You get what you pay for.
     
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    Seems these days you get extra lead as an added bonus. :confused:
     
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    I still can't understand how they can make a toy and sell it in less then $1.:confused:
     
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    #17
    Some of the stuff they are selling is below cost
     
    bogart, Sep 6, 2007 IP