Dear Person Who Just Stole My Bike

If you read this post, I’d just like to congratulate you on an excellent choice. The bike you just stole from me wasn’t even a week old and cost me $575. I’d tell you to be careful with the gears as they seemed a bit jumpy, because you just might hurt yourself when the chain blocks. Thanks for having me not having to go back to the bike shop tomorrow to have them checked. I guess you can do that now. Besides, the walk home from the train station was awesome! I hope green suits you, there was no other color lock when I bought it last week, but since you took that as well, you must have liked it!
Glad to see she went to someone with good taste at least. And hey, I've finally got to see what our local police station looks like on the inside! Even got a free cup of coffee from the nice policeman whom I was chatting to about you.

Sincerely,

Bob

P.S. You Suck!

 

Thanks Bob!
Great bike, by the way

 

I would call local law enforcement, and say hey, Let's do this break.

I sorry to hear of bike stolen.

 

Mate i cannot understand r u happy or sad that your bike is stolen?

 

ahahahahah +rep

 

he is being sarcastic.

 

lets hope whoever has it now is going to put it to very good use...not just sell it. I'd recommend getting a police report and contacting or going to local pawn shops to look for it but bring: a receipt for purchase, police report, and a picture would help.

 

yay! someone had a nightmare last night and he keeps on thinking about his bike!

 

'That is a very expensie bike.....

I am sorry it got stolen..

 

Ask the kids in that area to keep a look out for it. That's what I did with my daughter's bike and I recovered it the next day, stripped of all the goodies of course.

 

http://www.johncow.com/dear-person-who-just-stole-our-bike/

 

i think you should buy the an other one.but this time pls insured your bike

 

might be a good idea

 

Dear BoB,

The Bike that I took was sold to donate money to charities, so that means I'm not driving around with the bike (The Police won't find me) I sold it in the blackmarket and some mafia kid is driving around in it now.

Thank you for helping me donate money to charity.

Regards,

King

 

I'm really sorry for you dude , it's really hard when it's just 1 week old

But as much as it's younger as much as it's better ! believe me . it's like pets , it's better when it dies before that you love it more

 

it happened to me before...I got my bike stolen and the next day I found it beat up without the wheels, hand bar broken and everything else...they took the good stuff out and left the rest

 

My bike was stole by someone else,i think that dude might just want to borrow it,so i and my brother was out for it,and we found it back.

Sorry for you mate,hope you will be much more careful next time.