http://www.slicehost.com/jobs that page asks you to send them an email if you want a job. well i read it and ..... well heres my application: Dear Slice This is a job application from Mistress Samantha. Slicehost is looking for driven, motivated people with big dreams and master plans. Please send email, resumes, current obsessions, code samples, life stories or haikus to if something catches your eye. i am chauffeur driven and my thigh high boots and whip gets people motivated. any guys with big dreams of getting between my legs are soon cured of that after i tie them up and whip their butts for awhile. My master plan is to tame guys once and for all. if this catches your eye (i'm 100% sure it has and you'll read on like a good boy) then please send this email to all your personal to discus anything you may wish to fill. Requirements * passion for new technology and the Internet industry * clear and concise communication skills * organized and disciplined problem solving * systematic approach to personal responsibilities * ability to be on call during off-hours * comfortable working remotely with a distributed team via chat/email/web * an understanding of small company dynamics * eager and enterprising nature 1. I am very passionate for new technology as i own 11 vibrators all bought via internet industies. 2. My communication skills are 100% clear and concise, one crack of my whip on your bare bum and you soon get the message. 3. My organized discipline approach, with the use of nipple clamps, electro butt probe and cock and ball chain, have never failed me yet. 4. I'm very systematic . starting with spanking from a slipper then paddle and cane and my whip to top it off with. 5. If the hourly rate is good you can call me anytime for a session. 6. I don't mind working remotely as long as you are butt naked on web cam with my cock and ball chain in place, singing "swing low sweet chariot" 7. I guess small ones have the same dynamics as big ones, Though i have never understood why guys are such size queens. 8. Oh i am very very eager and enterprising, why do you think i'm sending this email? (thats 3 butt slapping you own me naughty boy) Does this sound like you? You are an enthusiastic learner always seeking to both broaden and deepen your areas of expertise. You think well on your feet and others regard you as the go-to person for solving difficult problems. You take pride in finding creative and elegant solutions that get the job done. You are excited when confronted with a challenge and are not deterred when Google returns a nullset. Your technical acumen is balanced by a honed 'theory of mind' and your ability to read subtle social cues gives you a leg up when dealing with customers, clients and peers. I am really enthusiastic and i can broaden and deepen your anal cavity with my expert use of the electro anal probe. I always think on my feet as i use your bare back as a door mat in my thigh high boots. i am the person everyone goes to to solve their difficult problem of erectile dysfunction and i take pride in finding creative and elegant solutions to get the blow job done. I do get excited when face with a challenge, i replace the anal probe with a baseball bat for guys 400 pounds or more and the only nullset that bothers me is one from adsense, then they get the anal probe treatment. If a Technical acumen is a male blowup doll then it's balanced in the corner here, i can read subtle social cues like (wow i wanna tap her ass) very well and willing to get a leg up with the right person when dealing with customers and clients. Mistress Samantha ps i cant afford the $240 for a slice for a year, so if this gave you guys a laugh, cant ya give me a slice for free for a year? then i can pay for it when i get my adsense cheque. pretty please. or do i have to crack my whip
Well done! haha - That was funny - You need to start a blog and post crap like this , you would do well
I think you should pass some knowledge about your experience with getting the your story to digg's home page ?
i'll leave the walking billboard to you Joe, being the Master, Mistress Samantha knows when she's beat you can digg it here http://digg.com/offbeat_news/The_Geek_goes_nutty_while_submitting_an_online_app_On_her_Mac thanx to Joe my hero