26 Ways to make your girlfriend love you

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#7 is probably the best... i made many non dp'er mates see this thread and all of them Laughed there butt off at #7 (unfortunately not quite the luckiest 7 for girls)

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26 reasons to make my girlfriend tell me to **** off! lol
totally.

just be genuine

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#24

The sadly pathetic thing is some men actualy believe the first post LOL

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just be genuine[/QUOTE]

Hear hear.

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#28

such great tips! lol

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linkmistress said: ↑

THE FIRST STEP SHOULD DO IT!!!!
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Too right lol! That would be the shortest relationship in history

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1. When she asks how she looks, shrug and say "could be better."
This will keep her on her toes, and girls love that.

2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness.
If she grabs your hand, squeeze hers really hard until she cries (this
will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are).

3. Once a month, sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. Girls
are like dogs; they love to be roughed up.

4. Call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. If
she is, say "you better be." Repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. This will
show her you care.

5. When she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be
her fault. This will pave the way for her own personal improvement, and
every girl needs some improvement.

6. Recognize the small things, as they usually mean the most. Then
when she's sleeping, steal all her small things and break them, because
jewelry is for pussies and Asian ladies.

7. If you're talking to another girl, make sure she's looking. When
she is, stare into her eyes, mouth the words "FUCK you" and grab the other
girl's ass. Girls love competition.

8. Tell her you're taking her out to dinner. Drive for miles so she
thinks it's going to be really special. Then take her to a burning tire yard.
When she starts to get upset, tell her you were just kidding and now you're
really going to take her to dinner. Then drive her home. When she
starts crying and asks why you would do something like that, lean over and
whisper very quietly into her ear "...because I can."

9. Introduce her to your friends as "some chick." Women love those
special nicknames.

10. Play with her hair. Play with it HARD.

11. Warm her up when she's cold...and not by giving her your jacket,
because then you might get cold. Rather, look her in the eye and say
"if you don't stop *****ing about the cold right now, you're going to be
*****ing about a black eye." The best way to get warm is with fear.

12. Take her to a party. When you get there, she'll have to go to the
bathroom (they always do). Leave immediately. Come back right when the
party is dying and yell at her the whole way home for ditching you all
night.

13. Make her laugh. A good way to do this is if she has a small pet.
Kick the pet. I always find stuff like that funny...why shouldn't girls?

14. Let her fall asleep in your arms. When she's fast asleep, wait 10
minutes, then jump up and scream in her ear. Repeat until she goes
home and you can use your arms for more important things (like basketball).

15. Spit often. I hear girls like guys that spit.

16. If you care about her, never ever tell her. This will only give
her self-confidence, then you can never turn her into the object she deep
down desires to be.

17. Every time you're in her house, steal one of her shoes, earrings
or anything else that comes in pairs. Only take one of the pair. This
way, she'll go crazy.

18. Take her out to dinner. Right when she's about to order, interrupt
and say "no, she's not hungry." Make her watch you eat. Girls love a guy
that speaks for her.

19. Look her in the eyes and smile. Then punch her in the face. Girls
love a spontaneous guy.

20. Give her one of your t-shirts, and make sure it has your smell on
it (but not a sexy cologne smell...a bad smell. You know what I'm talking
about).

21. When it's raining, keep asking her if she's crying. She'll say
"no, it's just the rain." Ten minutes later, turn to her and just scream at
her to stop crying. Girls like a tough man.

22. Titty twisters and plenty of them.

23. If you're listening to music, and she asks to hear it, tell her
no. This way she'll think you're mysterious.

24. Remember her birthday, but don't get her anything. Teach her that
material objects arent important. The only thing that's important is
that she keeps you happy, and your happiness is the greatest present she
can ever get.

25. When she gives you a present on your birthday, Christmas or just
whenever, take it and tell her you love it. Then, next time you know
she's coming over on a trash day, leave the trash can open and have the
present visibly sticking out of the can. Girls actually don't like this one
that much, but I think it's funny.

26. If she's mad at you for not calling her when you say you will,
promise her that you will call her at a certain time of the day. This will
make sure that she waits by the phone. Tell her when you call that you're
going to tell her a special surprise. Now she'll be really excited. Don't
call.
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You really sure?
Are you jealous of other because you just lost your gf?

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#31

lol some nice points ,specially 3rd and 6th.

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#32

Believe me or not .. if u follow those rules .. girl will run after u ... cuz i know them well ... if u will run away they will come after u ... and if u will go after them they will run away ... so learn those 26 golden rules cuz they really work .....

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#33

Is that guy still alive, i dont think so. His GF might have killed him by now.

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#34

Your username fits you well.

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#35

lol ... if mods can make a section where girls can't enter then i can give tuitions to all the guys on how to flirt and how to make your Gf loves u over thr... u can say 101 Tips and Tricks .... or u can say .. 3 days and Girl In

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#36

This made me laugh. Thanks for making my day (gonna go try these out atm).

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#37

Funny as hell, but you know what they say: Jokes are only funny if they have an element of truth in them?

Nice break from the wimpy: "how can i get a girl" "How can I make a female happy" 'How can i kiss/hug a girl" "How can i kiss a womans ass and make her like me" threads.

Being nice is not always a guys best move: women do not like men they think they can walk all over.

Kindness can be a guys best or very often his worst move when dealing with females.

Ohh jeez I just realized my next post is my 500th! I might try and say something nice just to celebrate!

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#38

That list is actually " 26 different ways to get rid of your girlfriend"

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#39

@7 lol that is very nice ida, i have to try it

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I laughed through the whole post, I love good humor early in the morning! thanks

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