DP FORUM: ---------------------------------- Thread title: Does this girl love me? ---------------------------------- Im in love with the girl next door. I think she loves me too. I said hi the other day and she sowed me her middle finger. Does this mean she loves me or wants to have sex with me? Help me guys! What do i do? ---------------------------------- Replies: ---------------------------------- She wants you man! Trust me, i kissed a girl once last year. You should ask her out! -------- Stalk her for a few days. Girls like being stalked! -------- You should use your skills to bake her a cake or make a picture or something. Draw her DP reputation system or get her to register here and give her green rep. She will definitely love you then! -------- kiss her he he he heeeee heeeeeeeee heeeeeee -------- Sex forum ------------------------------------------- Thread title: How do you make money online? ------------------------------------------- Hey guys! I was banging these 3 chicks that iv met in the club the other night while watching TV and they said something about making money online? How do you do it? Does anyone know? ---------------------------------- Replies: ---------------------------------- Oh man its easy! I once made $10 online last year. You should like make a search engine like Google or something because they make a lot of money apparently. -------- Buy ebooks that tell you how to make $1.000.000 in two days! Easy as that! -------- A friend of mine says if you are lucky you might win a free internet lottery. You just need to post your email address to everyone and you might get a winner email. My friend won $7.000.000 like this. Just had to cover the transaction expenses. -------- Nigerians are good at this. Ask a Nigerian! -------- Rob an internet bank heeeee heeeeeee heeeeeeeee --------
lol Why do people ask for love advice on the webmaster forum? Its like asking for webmaster advice on the sex forum. So i decided to portray this.
Really? what in your right mind just kidding. But it really reflects how um..... both.... sides..... have to say about each topic lol
Oh it was all imaginative obviously. I would not know what sex forums are like... Around 6 hours a day...
porn sites don't run themselves. they need webmasters. the girls need webmasters. I'm just being helpful to them. totally altruistic.