After Marrige !! Jokes :p

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    Different Phases of a man:
    After engagement: Superman
    After Marriage: Gentleman
    After 10 years: Watchman
    After 20 years: Doberman

    Here iz other one :p

    My wife and I took out life insurance policies on each other -- so now it's just a waiting game.
     
    Spider Man, Aug 19, 2007 IP
  2. Spider Man

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    Why dogs don't marry?
    A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!
     
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    Haha I like the waiting game one. :D
     
    KingofKings, Aug 19, 2007 IP
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    Oh dear.. a doberman :p good thing this doesn't happen to everyone
     
    8everything, Aug 19, 2007 IP
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    here iz one more ..

    There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it. There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has it.
     
    Spider Man, Aug 19, 2007 IP
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    #6
    very funny jokes,keep coming up.
     
    cleanwater, Aug 19, 2007 IP
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    After 20 years: Doberman
    "lol"
     
    harshakiran, Aug 20, 2007 IP
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    lol! nice!
     
    freshEO, Aug 22, 2007 IP
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    lol good one...
    after 20 years i think is maximum cases:D:D
     
    rohitbhisey, Aug 22, 2007 IP