When and why is Jesus coming back?

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    According to the bible and some muslims Jeus is supposed to come back one day. So why is he coming back? where was he all that time? I thought he had been eaten by maggots. Will he come back under the same man he died? same clothes as well? Will he remember he is Jeus and died on the cross? Which language does he speak? in which contienent will he come back? If he comes back in the USA can he speak english? How will people recognize him ?
    All these questions unanswered!!!!:confused::confused:
     
    alaska88, Aug 17, 2007 IP
  2. davewashere

    davewashere Active Member

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    He will come back to lead the Chicago Cubs to a World Series championship. It will be his greatest miracle yet.
     
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  3. Realm

    Realm Well-Known Member

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    What we Muslims believe is that he will be back to kill the Anti Christ since the Anti Christ will be delivering the wrong message by saying he is god. The Anti Christ will have powers...he can travel from continent to another in minutes and can turn land with grass into dust...its like a test in faith...Jesus (pbuh) will come back to slay him.
     
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    Jackuul Well-Known Member

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    Who is Jeus?
     
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    lorien1973 Notable Member

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    He's related to Jevus.

    my gardening skills allow me to do this as well.
     
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  6. TheMightOfLove

    TheMightOfLove Peon

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    I don't think He will come soon.
    His teaching is not applied yet.
     
    TheMightOfLove, Aug 17, 2007 IP
  7. Jackuul

    Jackuul Well-Known Member

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    Is it bad that my people skills do this too?
     
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    lorien1973 Notable Member

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    I think its your constant struggle for world domination. It's very intimidating. Might work with the ladies though.
     
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    infonote Well-Known Member

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    No one knows when he will return, He will return at the end of the world to give everyone final judgement.
     
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    Jackuul Well-Known Member

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    I already plan to do that though. He won't be needed.
     
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    Spider Man Guest

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    Yups he will ;)
     
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    if we knew, wouldn't we be God?
     
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    Realm Well-Known Member

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    I am talking about fields and not in hours but in seconds!
     
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    Realm Well-Known Member

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    not really;) if we knew then we can know from his holy books eh :) that only if he told us though
     
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    He will come to usa as all ufos comes!
     
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    d16man Well-Known Member

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    what?:confused:
     
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    There are PLENTY of people who know already....

    They're called mentally insane and live in mental health facilities.
     
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    Jesus will come back only to be defeated by the big lebowski in a bowling tournament
     
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    Jesus will come back, and then be re-deported to Mexico again with Jose.
     
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    He can not speak english as there is no language classes aviable in the heaven.
     
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