messages in rep. someone said "hiya" and no name, what is your most memoral rep

Maybe i'm hallucinating, but Denise told ya to "get bent", not sammie.

 

i must have taken the same drugs as you dh, because it looks that way to me too. I must have confused which female member was attacking me. sorry to all parties involved.

 

Denise told you to get bent, Sammie told you to go have sexual relations with yourself

 

i don't remember sammie saying that, but it does sound like her. I think she just meant as a lesbian from a different country, we have too diverse backgrounds to ever be truly friends.

 

listen to me now and believe me later:

 

thanks for the tip. i'll try to be quiet.

 

Yeah, right! And I'll try to be a guy!

 

like I told selltrib keep your personal life private. egads.

 

See! I knew you couldn't be quiet!

 

I have too many words inside me! I must get them out!!!

 

i tried that when i was 4 years old, well tried to write my name in the snow because my brother and his mates were doing it and laughing, so i tried, and wee'd down my legs and in my boots

sounds like constipation to me, are you sure you dont wanna bend over and let Timmy take a look with his new cam it's got a zoom lens that goes in and out

 

if you're not comfortable with me, perhaps you could talk Sammie into strapping it on

 

This thread is so hilarious! Could you (Samantha or Mel) post more of these conversations? I find them terribly entertaining for some really odd reason, so entertain me!

 

that puts my strapon to shame

what you mean weeing in my boots, the sad part was i ran home to daddy and told him what happend and he told me that boys have a special pen to write with, so i prayed to Santa for a special pen like the boys, and i got 42 colours and 4 colouring books

 

LOL You couldn't make this stuff up..

 

about a year later, being a farm gurl and all, i remember it was summer i was in my summer dress with pretty yellow flowers on it and my frilly socks and sandals with ribbons in my hair. i asked daddy if i can watch the cows getting milked because i'ma big girl now, so he said yes but i have to stay next to the wall and not get in the way.
well the cows came in and daddy put them shinny things on the cows and i couldnt see well from the wall, so i walked behind a cow and lowered my head a little to see what they did and the cow lifted his tail so i can get a better look, "Thank you Mister cow" i said and then this hot smelly stuff landed on my head and back and pushed me to the floor and i was screaming for daddy to help me and save me.

i never went near a cow again, not even now at almost 25

 

OMG You are absolutely hilarious.. I cant remember the last time i laughed so much this early in the morning... its nearly making me cry..

 

there is another one i remember but thats not for public viewing.

and when i was learning to drive, my very 1st driving lesson ended in 10 seconds. the instructor came with his car and parked in the front drive and i got in the car and he asked if i feel ok and if i am ready and yea i'm good,, so he tells me what to do, and i have to back the car away from the house and turn it around.

well my foot got stuck and the car took off backwards and he pulled the brakes but by that time we were on the wet grass and the car didnt stop till it made a huge splash in our duck pond

 

Sounds intriguing...

It sounds like you could make your own "You've been framed" style tv show.. If only someone had a camera..

 

i'll send that one in a pm.

god no i would never live it down it took 5 goes before i passed my test, and i managed to run over the guys foot, well he told me i was to dangerous to drive and the test is stopped, i am to get out and he will drive us back to the test centre, well i got out and so did he, and the car rolled back and stopped on his foot. it took 2 guys to push it off his foot.