How do you scare off a chick in real life!!! She wants me to call her!!! *gags*

First I got this in an E-mail....

Then in another E-mail after trying to be a little wacko....

er....she knows me, but I don't even know her or know what she looks like!!! What's da best way in real life to drive a chick insane so she's not interested in you!!!! *gags*

Edit: Oh joy!!! This post just had to make the last three numbers of my post count 777!!!! er...no, this isn't my lucky day!!!!

 

Man, what is this... Jr High? Just tell them you make 11.54 posts per day on an internet forum. Don't worry, i'm a nerd... I am envious.

 

I dont know but for you the best way to get rid of her is;


Meet Her! :D

 

Or better invite her here and show some of ur threads/posts (ofcourse with ur pics)

 

Tell her your nick-name is Big Herp

 

I don't think you need any help..

 

Meet her and tell her your hobbies include collecting toe nails and pimping ho's on the internet.

 

Just tell her that you like to scratch your ass and then smell your fingers after words, and then you will let her smell them after your done,

That usually works for me

Hope that helps

 

Show her you can bite your toenails, or tell her you like her too (that might work) : )

Lmao, good luck dude.

 

tell her you're gay

 

In your case just be natural and you will scare the sh*** out of her

 

I can think of two crazy things to do...if it's out to dinner, tell her I have a great talent I would like to show her...then make great big armpit farts, causing her to scram!!!! And for if that doesn't work, bringing some of my toe nail/finger nail/hair collection and show them to her!!!! Heck, maybe even telling her I can turn da nails in to an engadgement ring!!!!

 

Oooh, that's a killer

 

show up late for the meeting and say your parole officer wouldn't let you go? why are you on parole? domestic violence.

 

Why not meet her and see what happens? Maybe you will like her. Maybe she is your "Queen of the Wackos". A social life could do you some good, Nintendo!

 

Told you, just be natural

 

Say you got aids..... from jimmy....whos a monkey ?

 

If your single then meeting her for dinner can't hurt, hey you never know she could be the love of your life!!

 

You just registered a month ago

I do believe that Nintendo can offer every penny he owns if you stick him to a girl

 

i don't understand what you are trying to say.