Bring my website to a grinding halt, please.

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by nobluff, Aug 14, 2007.

  1. #1
    LOW TRAFFIC SITE

    WHY?

    1. I asked nicely.
    2. I have tons of rep so out of fear you should be compelled to.
    3. I am sexy, really.
    4. You are surfing the "General Chat" section, you obviously have nothing better to do.
    5. We have lots in common. (e.g. we have the same religion)
    6. Do it or else the monster in your closet/under your bed, will get you.
    7. Want to see if my site can handle HUGE amounts of traffic.

    HOW?

    1. Click on the link at the top.
    2. Tell your friend that a naked picture of them has been posted somewhere on the site.
    3. Give me a free plug on you website/blog/myspace, etc
    4. E-mail my site to your friends and tell them to forward the e-mail on to others, etc, etc.
    5. E-mail my site to everyone in your company directory.
    6. Take an ad out in the newspaper (I don't want you spending too much money, so keep it reasonable).
    7. Read other topics on “how to generate traffic” and use the advice to help me.

    Thanks in advance, I know you will come good, I trust you all, I love you all, I believe you, you can do it!


    Started at 219 at 7:30.
    Now at 219 at 8:30, keep it up guys:)
     
    nobluff, Aug 14, 2007 IP
  2. DevilHellz

    DevilHellz Well-Known Member

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    #2
    You might want to recheck that one ;)
     
    DevilHellz, Aug 14, 2007 IP
  3. nobluff

    nobluff Well-Known Member

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    #3
    According to your rep "DevilHellz is just really nice" ;) Anyway, think the MODS are messing with me, just 3 mins ago I had about 8 squares, seriously.
     
    nobluff, Aug 14, 2007 IP
  4. DevilHellz

    DevilHellz Well-Known Member

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    Yeah i know. I'm not really nice :p
     
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    nobluff Well-Known Member

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    #5
    I bet you clicked my link anyway :) come on, admit it.

    BTW my site is sitting at 219 uniques ATM.
     
    nobluff, Aug 14, 2007 IP
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    DevilHellz Well-Known Member

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    To be honest with you, i really haven't :eek:
     
    DevilHellz, Aug 14, 2007 IP