Is farting in public a crime?

but if i fart its not a crime

 

it is healthy

 

healthy maybe, discusting maybe also

 

I just hope dp wont take away my membership for farting a post like this. LOL.

 

i remember i had to take a taxi back to my hotel room when i was in new york a while back and i farted right when i got in, and OMG OMG OMG it stayed there the whole ride i was so pissed lol

 

OMG, I'm actually peeing in my pants! That is soooooooooo funny! Haa!

 

i wana do that in a court hearing LOL

 

Glad you fellas liked it.

"FAT BOY MADE A FUNNY!"

 

Natural thing, no crime. However, I would prefer not to myself.

 

I think it qualifies as a crime when you are in an enclosed space and it's a really stinky fart. If the farter laughs at you then I think you should be able to sue them for pain and suffering. Is there a lawyer in the house?

 

Aww, that's weak. Read my quoted post and reconsider.

 

This thread smells like poop.

 

So do you, but we aren't discriminating.. hmpf.

 

I'm sorry i just couldn't hold it

 

Your friend sucks or rocks?

get him a packet of Husk to have with water,maybe that gets him better!!!

 

eeeew, do we really need a topic on this subject...

 

For guys no, but it's a whole different story if a girl farts.

 

I remember working in a closed office by myself. One day I was a little bit ill but went to work anyway. I was about to be promoted soon. During the morning I let one go in my own office and it was very bad and hung around. The GM opened the door and stuck his head in asked me a question. It was a question where the answer was not to be answered easily. I stumbled through 20 seconds and finally said "Can I answer the rest of this in your office?" He agreed.

I didn't get the promotion.

Col

 

Farting is crime who says ?
Ya you do feel embarrassed when u fart in public but its not a CRIME

 

This is funny thread. On a side note we all fart at least 14 times per day so Its natural to fart as it is to eat.