A true Man/Woman stroy

Discussion in 'Movies, Music & TV' started by Coldie, Aug 11, 2007.

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    A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.

    She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.

    The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes."

    The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.

    Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!"

    The woman said, "That's okay."

    For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.

    The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to".

    The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me."

    So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!

    For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.

    The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you."

    The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine."

    So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!

    The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack."

    Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.

    Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good.

    Male readers : Please scroll down.

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    The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife

    Moral of the story : Women are really dumb but think they're really smart.


    Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show

    PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!!
     
    Coldie, Aug 11, 2007 IP
  2. KingofKings

    KingofKings Banned

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    #2
    LOL... women are women. I think there is % out there who are dumb.
    But you can find some smart ones. :D
     
    KingofKings, Aug 11, 2007 IP
  3. iTrade-

    iTrade- Banned

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    #3
    hehe.. I agree with KingofKings :D
    but which is more higher %? :D
     
    iTrade-, Aug 11, 2007 IP
  4. KeithCash

    KeithCash Well-Known Member

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    #4
    What is stroy?????
     
    KeithCash, Aug 11, 2007 IP
  5. ServiceCube

    ServiceCube Peon

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    #5
    I agree. LoL.
     
    ServiceCube, Aug 11, 2007 IP
  6. Coldie

    Coldie Peon

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    Dear Cash,

    Good Day from Singapore!

    The moral of the story is don't marry to women that who never LISTEN... n be smart, don't act SMART lol :)
     
    Coldie, Aug 12, 2007 IP
  7. Scriptona

    Scriptona Notable Member

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    #7
    That one made my day :D
     
    Scriptona, Aug 12, 2007 IP
  8. cheapest

    cheapest Active Member

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    Great One, there are lot of about men women on DP these days.....But all are showing that men are more claver , Hope women readers dont mind...........Sorry I forget that those creatures have no mind that is the moral of the story ....LOL
     
    cheapest, Aug 12, 2007 IP
  9. cleanwater

    cleanwater Banned

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    #9
    hehe,thanks for the joke,that is nice,and i am looking for another joke from you...:D.
     
    cleanwater, Aug 12, 2007 IP
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    Hi, PM send me with details
     
    rahul9021, Aug 12, 2007 IP
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    #11
    haha very funny :)
     
    lajocar, Aug 13, 2007 IP
  12. cyanide

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    #12
    Very nice indeed... good way to start a Monday
     
    cyanide, Aug 13, 2007 IP
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    #13
    ahha funny
     
    TheBody, Aug 13, 2007 IP
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    buffalo Illustrious Member

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    #14
    Especially if you are looking here on DP! :D
     
    buffalo, Aug 13, 2007 IP
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    #15
    nice story dude! like it so much;)
     
    freind87, Aug 13, 2007 IP
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    dang those women and their ignorness.
     
    Cylon, Aug 15, 2007 IP