Are you a nerd?

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Nerd#The_Nerd

Any of this sound familiar?

 

I live in front of da computer about...70 hourz a week!!!!!

In 2005 I weighed as low as 135 pounds, and I'm six feet tall!!!

This is my version of a nest!!!

Except I kicked my mommy out...about nine yearz ago!!!!

This is what my windows look like!!!!!!



It's 8:30 PM and da bed room is dark!!!!!!!

Az da wacko said, he livez in front of hiz computer about seventy hourz a week!!!!!

And yes, other than playing gamez, most of da time iz spent on message boards!!!

 

Aren't nerds supposed to have a love life? Coz nothing is mentioned in the description per se

 

Sounds just like me!

 

Jesus, Jesse.....


How many rats (alive and dead) do you have in your room?

 

Something tells me he likes them there, for when he runs out of spam!

 

Yes, we got rats!!! My brother triez to kill them!! Except thay are my sweet little pets!!!

Of course not every thing iz alive!!!!

 

Dont ask questions you don't want answers to.

I think the real question is, nintendo do you know what color the sun is? how about the sky? a star? ever seen one?

cardboard boxes over windows. That's kinda weird.

 

Paper grocery bags, even weirder

 

I think it has been proven long ago that Nino is a certified nerdo...

not to mention, king of the wack shack

--Joe

 

What you saying about paper bags..

 

I used to think I was a nerd, but then I saw Nintendo...

 

This is an absolutely interesting thread....
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And how can you people relate nerds to geeks

 

That sounds like me

 

HMmm well looking at Nintendo's pic, I'm not even close to one
No offence though, You have some stylish living vacinity though..

 

Only from Friday through till Thursday.. Nobody can top the Nerdtendo. I wouldn't hire him for a house makeover though....

 

sorry, i seldom eat fast food. Not healthy at all.

 

*hint*Look at da picture.*hint* Da original post said

Hince I took da picture of my windows that are...covered!!!