Fact 1: Sex Panther cologne works! [Tests show that 60% of the time it works every time] unfortunate side effects may include smelling like... - a used diaper... filled with... Indian food - a turd covered in burnt hair - Bigfoot's 'genitals' Fact 2: Desire smells like that to some people
Every passing hour brings the Solar System 43,000 miles closer to Globular Cluster M13 in Hercules [and there are still some misfits who insist that there is no such thing as progress] source: "Ransom K. Ferm" in Kurt Vonnegut's The Sirens of Titan
I don't think that is possible. I don't think they had TV 500 years ago... According to this site, they should be starting season 20. But I could be wrong...