jokes!

Where can I get the jokes where they give you a long story, and at the end its the fresh prince theme song...The ambulance pulled up and I realized it had a dice in the mirror..I'm sure someone knows what I'm talking about..

 

hehe. I think you can find those sort of jokes near Germantown or West Philly. hehe.

I'm heading out that way mid-August. Maybe I'll look you up.

 

I'm not sure I know what you are getting at.... sounds like some stuff some guys just made up, is it online?

 

What kind of jokes u want?

 

I gave the description in the 1st post, you most likely wont know, its a show from the US.

 

You can find them on other forums.

 

A man was working on a preacher's car in a garage and he was pushing hard on a
wrench to loosen a nut and his hand slipped. He yelled "Goddamn it" and the
preacher said, "Don't take the Lord's name in vain, say ‘Lord, help me, Lord
help me.’"
The man went back to work and, a little while after, his hand slipped again
and he said "Goddamn it" again. The preacher again told him, "Don't take the
Lord's name in vain, say ‘Lord helps me, Lord helps me.’" The man put the car up
on the jacks and got under it and, all of a sudden, the car starting coming down
and he said, "Lord, help me, Lord help me!" And the car started rising. The
preacher said all of a sudden, "Well, Goddamn."

 

what? That has nothing to do with the jokes I'm talking about..ahah you guys are clue less..

 

No, it's just that those stories are pretty stupid. You read it for 5 minutes and then...

 

I find them pretty funny since I loved the show, I want it for my aim profile..