Has a Muslim ever knocked on your door?

I usually spend about 3 minutes talking to these mentally ill people. That's about how long it takes to twist them up in their own nonsense, Then i tell them to F off and shut the door.

 

I don't think I've ever had muslims knocking on my door. I'm sure I'd have noticed that my door had been blown up.

I've had Mormons and Jehova's Witnesses, but they tend to wilt a bit after I explain that I am a devout Pastafarian, and explain to them about the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Meow Purr.

 

Thats a bit of a racist comment. Your point suggest all Muslims are terrorists.

 

I'd say his comments suggest he's not realy worth listening to.

 

More importantly, do they have a good paying affiliate program? And what are the average conversion rates?

 

I think I am kind of paranoid. But in the last few months I just decided that I will not open the door to strangers. period.
No missionaries-No salespeople

 

There is no kind of about it, You are paranoid.

 

If I remember right, Christianity would cost me 10% of my income for the promise of an eternal afterlife, or something like that

 

The overheads are high in heaven. They have heating to pay for, And those pearly gates don't clean themselves. You don't expect god to foot the bill do you?

Of course most of that money goes to TV evangelists and churces, But that's only fair, They are giving us eternal happiness so why shouldn't they have a mansion, 20 cars, a private plane and a speed boat? The bible doesn't say anything about rich people not being allowed in heaven.... Well it does, But that doesn't matter. It's one of the bits they don't really have to abide by.

 

islam is not a race. The race card does not apply. islam has a history of blowing shit up. Being aware of such is not the crime, blowing shit up and those that defend it are.

It's not mandatory.

However, in islam, muslims are required to pay zakat (tithing). It's one of the pillars of islam. You get to heaven by killing infidels. Specifcally, at the "resurrection," killing a Jew. For this, you get rives of wine and little virgin girls.

 

The crusades never happened I guess.....

 

My comment had nothing to do with the crusades.

However, if you are truly interested in what what sparked Christians finally fighting back against your brethren, I'm happy to provide those details:

http://www.americanthinker.com/2005/11/the_truth_about_islamic_crusad.html

Now you know.

 

It's that American brand of Christianity that I enjoy the most

 

That's more or less correct, but it will also save you from income tax

 

Not yet.. but I saw them knocking in the other house..

 

I had a Muslim roommate. These Jehovah's Witnesses moved into our building and would canvas the other apartments.

So one day I am at work, they go to my apartment and my Muslim roommate is home. He lets them in (being a very innocent and polite guy) and then listens to them read from their book for over 20 mins.

While they are reading, he makes them tea.

When they finally take a break, he grabs his Koran and reads to them for 2 hours.

He didn't understand that they were trying to convert him. He thought it was some kind of theological exchange between neighbors.

They never knocked on our door again.

True story.

 

Awsome story! That is just too funny.

 

IIRC, Zakat does not have to be paid to the church (mosque). Tithing on the other hand is typically paid to the church.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zakat

 

Hi buddy, whilst having nothing against you at all, and being a fellow brit and all that signing off each post with "Meow Purr" does absolutely
nothing for your credibility.

 

Never,that is forbidden in my country.