If I auctioned off my virginity here on Buy/Sell/Trade...

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by mvandemar, Jul 5, 2007.

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What you pay for mvandemar's virginity?

  1. At least $1000

    9.5%
  2. over $500

    2.1%
  3. over $100, but only if I can finance

    4.8%
  4. $5 max

    18.5%
  5. I'd rather sleep with Nintendo...

    65.1%
  1. Robert Allen

    Robert Allen Peon

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    #121
    Here at DP you have the wrong target audience. Most of the people here are male. If i were you, i would try taking up dancing/some female sports and promote it there. You are more likely to make more money that way.

    ROb
     
    Robert Allen, Jul 19, 2007 IP
  2. tradeya

    tradeya Notable Member

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    #122
    any screen shot ? and do you have a guarantee that you are virgin? and what if i found it's not can i get a refund ? :D
     
    tradeya, Jul 19, 2007 IP
  3. DevilHellz

    DevilHellz Well-Known Member

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    #123
    Could possibly be a guy aswell, ya know [​IMG]
     
    DevilHellz, Jul 19, 2007 IP
  4. BlindCat

    BlindCat Banned

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    #124
    Is there any proof that you are still a virgin? ;)


     
    BlindCat, Jul 28, 2007 IP
  5. mvandemar

    mvandemar Notable Member

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    #125
    What would you accept as proof...?

    I mean, another girl said it wouldn't be enough for her, but would "C'mon baby, you know you're my first..." whispered gently into your ear count as proof for ya...?

    -Michael
     
    mvandemar, Jul 28, 2007 IP
  6. Nintendo

    Nintendo ♬ King of da Wackos ♬

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    #126
    Have you recovered from da poll results yet???!! :D:D:D:D
     
    Nintendo, Jul 28, 2007 IP
  7. AGS

    AGS Notable Member

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    #127
    Sounds like you got da vote dude. :D :D :D
     
    AGS, Jul 28, 2007 IP
  8. Nintendo

    Nintendo ♬ King of da Wackos ♬

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    #128
    I've been tempted to make da same poll...except have 'I'd rather sleep with AnthonyCea...' as da last vote option!!! :D:D:D:D
     
    Nintendo, Jul 30, 2007 IP
  9. buffalo

    buffalo Illustrious Member

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    #129
    Just remember to include a neutral option. Something like "I'd rather sleep alone" :rolleyes:
     
    buffalo, Jul 30, 2007 IP
  10. Nintendo

    Nintendo ♬ King of da Wackos ♬

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    #130
    Bah!!! If there was that option, ever one would vote to sleep alone, and da poll would be no fun!!!!! :D:D:D:D
     
    Nintendo, Jul 30, 2007 IP
  11. mvandemar

    mvandemar Notable Member

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    #131
    So, you were really serious with what you said before, about trying to stir up the GenePolice? See if they were paying attention?

    I'm telling ya man, talk like that can get you arrested... stem cell research, human cloning, convincing girls to sleep with anthony...

    It's a dangerous path you tread my friend.

    -Michael
     
    mvandemar, Jul 30, 2007 IP
  12. michiganfootball20

    michiganfootball20 Peon

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    #132
    ill start the bidding at 2k after u pm me with details and proof of lack of traffic.
     
    michiganfootball20, Aug 1, 2007 IP
  13. Mia

    Mia R.I.P. STEVE JOBS

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    #133
    Don't you mean "daddy"??? ;););)
     
    Mia, Aug 2, 2007 IP
  14. Melvin P. Ray

    Melvin P. Ray Peon

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    #134
    im a guy so not realy interested but Im sure the woman out there would like to see a pic of you first, and im sure a girl doing the same thing would get a lot more money for it.
     
    Melvin P. Ray, Aug 2, 2007 IP
  15. ziya

    ziya Well-Known Member

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    #135
    Hello,

    Hey dude do you have google analytics account ? Any screenshots from google ?
    I thing you need a good google search engine expert lol
     
    ziya, Aug 5, 2007 IP
  16. shaun12345

    shaun12345 Banned

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    #136
    My mums put a bid in for $9.99 pm me if she wins ill pay the tab!
     
    shaun12345, Aug 5, 2007 IP
  17. foufoutom

    foufoutom Banned

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    #137
    Sorry mate, I'd rather sleep with nintendo :p
     
    foufoutom, Aug 5, 2007 IP
  18. login

    login Notable Member

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    #138
    I am not a woman, but I will buy you for $1000 for my neighbor.
     
    login, Aug 5, 2007 IP
  19. foufoutom

    foufoutom Banned

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    #139
    Is your neighbour so desperate ? :p
     
    foufoutom, Aug 5, 2007 IP
  20. jeremyread

    jeremyread Peon

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    #140
    Honestly, is it money you're after or the sex?
     
    jeremyread, Aug 6, 2007 IP