No America for you!

NOPE, no public restrooms.

 

Did they have any bushes or trees?

 

Only outside, but they wouldn't even let us go outside. Kinda felt like Tom Hanks, but at least the airport had bathrooms.

 

That's pretty silly! I would have threatened to make a puddle in their office!

 

Did you ask the customs people what you were supposed to do with 3 kids and no restrooms? I'd make a big deal out of this and would probably make them make their own bathroom available to us.

 

what would you say about $250

 

There's another sign one the wall that basically said anyone making a big deal will be arrested under a federal offense. All the customs people seemed to be able to say was 'Please have a seat'.

If you piss off those guys they can tear apart your car, do cavity searches etc. Not worth it.

 

Yah, that bugged me, she wasn't allowed in, but for $250.00, no problem. If we were up to no good I'm sure we would have paid it.

 

I think he was talking about public bathhouses...

 

Ah I know it sounds crazy, roman, but we don't have these things next to customs offices.

 

I think they do if you cross the border from British Columbia ("be sure to wear some flowers in your hair")...

 

Flowers in our hair? We are not pansies. Don't forget when it comes to kicking butt: Canada 1 America 0.

Although I'm sure they could level the score pretty easily now.

 

That's from a 60s song:

If you come to San Francisco
be sure to wear some flowers in your hair...

 

Wouldn't want to be doing that now

 

Probably not... those were the days of Haight-Ashbury.

 

The funny thing is to read the Google ad on the top of the this page:

Cross USA Border Legally

National Comany est. 1989. We help people with criminal records.

 

No public toilets, i'd have pee'd where i was standing, what's the worst that could have happened....

 

Wouldn't have helped, I have no criminal record, if I did I'm sure they would have let me piss a lot sooner.