SEO Jokes section started

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by rosiee007, Jul 24, 2007.

  1. #1
    People often ask me things about SEO at work, and most of them can be funny if you really think them over.

    So I've started a new section for SEO Jokes on my Blog, where I'll be posting real conversations I've had with people.

    Here's the first one:

    Do share your real life experiences about SEO. :)
     
    rosiee007, Jul 24, 2007 IP
  2. desybabe

    desybabe Guest

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    #2
    what is a blog?:p
     
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  3. rosiee007

    rosiee007 Notable Member

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    #3
    lol that was funny :D would love to add it to the blog :D

    just a few minutes ago, someone asked me what is worldtracker? :rolleyes:
     
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    #4
    Its really nice. let me try to send you some good jokes too.
     
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    #5
    What a studpid question.. hehe :D
     
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  6. rosiee007

    rosiee007 Notable Member

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    #6
    lol yes, most of them are stupid questions, which cause a lot of anger and irritation when you have to answer them :eek: but they are good for a laugh later :p
     
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    #7
    The most common question i get is

    How can i make money on the internet ......

    Is simply bring and i'm sick of it
     
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  8. desybabe

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    do I rank for more key phrases or key words than what is in my meta keywords? I have tried to cover as many as possible by putting 2 thousand key words in.

    think your blog is titled incorrectly, maybe it should have been 'dumb internet questions' or DIT

    he he
     
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  9. rosiee007

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    #9
    I think I can change that one to...

    So, how do you make money on the internet :rolleyes::p:D
     
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  10. rosiee007

    rosiee007 Notable Member

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    #10
    Don't worry, I can always start some new posts :D

    I just checked on Google and SEO Blog has already started ranking on page 1 of Google for SEO Jokes! Check here and here :eek: I just added these posts some 5 or 6 hours back!
     
    rosiee007, Jul 24, 2007 IP
  11. 100Forumsin100days

    100Forumsin100days Peon

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    #11

    refering to which I think I found on a blog

    The below prevously posted on NTC;)

    Originally Posted by LOVEgoesMLM
    18) When your daughter brings home a new boyfriend to meet you, your first thought is to check his backlinks.

    19) Your second thought is to warn them about the dangers of reciprocal linking.

    A few more SEO jokes.

    This is an old joke that I redid as an SEO joke.

    "Dear Lord is it true that to you a thousand years is like a second to us?"
    Lord responds, "Yea".
    SEOer continues"Is it true that you control everything including Google, MSM, and Yahoo?"
    Lord laughs, "Yea, not sure why I let Microsoft happen. And why did I let something with the name Google take off?"
    SEOer having the Lord God Almighty laughing asks, "Can I have top SEO for all my websites?"
    Lord laughs again, "In a second"

    Did you hear about the SEOer who got drunk?
    Of course not SEO and blood alchol are inversly related.

    Did you hear about the SEOer who won the lotto?
    Poor guy spent so much time online he never collected.

    You may be a redneck if you think SEO stands for Search Every One
    What I better get out of here. Oh wait Beer 'taint illegal.

    I'm more websurf then master. So, I can't contribut to much on the art of SEO; but, I can hopefully give you all a chuckel.
     
    100Forumsin100days, Aug 14, 2007 IP
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    #12
    Cool bro! but sometimes it really happen...:D
     
    faithxp, Aug 14, 2007 IP
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    #13
    That joke kind of made it seem as if the newbie suffered from Mental Retardation. It's alot simpler than that. I've got many people that see me generate revenue through my sites, and they just ask me how to do it. When I tell them to go look through for AdSense and learn about it, the insist on step-by-step personal assistance. I've obviously got better things to do, but that's what happens.
     
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  14. rosiee007

    rosiee007 Notable Member

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    Lol, thats kind of true. People keep asking how you did this? how you make money online? how much do you earn, whereas they do not spend 'enough' time on learning all of this themselves.

    What I found really amusing in the joke I added on my blog was that the newbie wanted to achieve high rankings on the Search Engines, but didn't know how to 'open' a popular search engine. Especially the word 'open'. I mean for a moment I thought is he trying to open a can or bottle or what :confused: :D
     
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    #15
    LMAO.
    most of the time its a chaos to explain SEO to people who are not very familiar with the internet :)
     
    shesadiva, Aug 14, 2007 IP
  16. Vadym

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    #16
    Here's a joke for you.

    True quote, as far as I know.
     
    Vadym, Aug 15, 2007 IP