Thanks... I have some pics of my smashed up face from my recent injury. If you like the bruised/swollen/surgical stitches look, you'll love those pics! This is a funny request from the guy who never did show any proof of virginity!
Oh! No, thanks. Not at all what I was talking about. Many chicks look sexy as hell in the am, and have no clue about it, no matter how much you tell them. I was just curious if you fell into that category. Ok, hmm. Would "C'mon baby, you know you're my first..." whispered gently into your ear be enough proof...? -Michael
You have to bid though! If you don't win, I could get stuck with some newb chick who doesn't know what the hell she's doing... I want an experienced expert! -Michael
yeah but he's stealing my lines! I've said "and stuff" about 2 dozen times...I must be influencing him
First of all, watch who you are calling a slut! Second of all, that's what you get for posting a thread like that.
I did no such thing! And you know it! Bah humbug. You're saying I should just give it away to any old chick? -Michael
See?? GRIM trusts me! You trust GRIM's judgement of character... don't you...? Does not! That's all in your head. /sigh Gonna die a virgin, can just feel it... Ok, back on topic though... got any early morning undoctored pics? -Michael