Chinese walks into a bar in Americalate one night and he saw Steven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him and asks for his autograph. Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says. "You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Harbour, get outta here." The astonished Chinese man replied, "It was not the Chineses who bombed your Pearl Harbour, it was the Japanese". "Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same." replied Spielberg. In return the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says, "You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship, not me". The Chinese replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same."
A single mother looking for a man that can "please" her puts an ad in the singles advertisements section. One day her door bell rings, she goes to the door, looks out of the peep hole and sees no one. She goes back to cleaning the house when the doorbell rings again, again she sees no one. She goes back to cleaning the house, and again the doorbell rings. Perplexed and thinking some kids in the neighborhood were playing a joke she opens the door to find a man on her porch with no legs and no arms there by the door. She says to the man, "what are you doing sir?" He replies "I am here to answer your advertisement miss." She replies, "well how could you possibly please me having no arms and and no legs?" The man replies "I rang the doorbell didn't I?"