I bought a dog, and now regret it.

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by turhapuro, Jul 17, 2007.

  1. #1
    Hello

    I have this annoying neighbour that is always nagging about noise and such.
    When i'm drinking and listening to music in my garden, that bitch is always
    behind the wall watching me. So i heard she was affraid of dogs, i went to
    buy a Doberman:

    Name is "Musta Surma" = means "black death"

    Now the problem is that the dog is pretty goddamn stupid at the age of 12
    weeks and the critter is trying to bite me all the time and i cannot work,
    cause the damned thing is biting my arm all the time. When i say NO, she
    just thinks it is a game and when i hit her with my fists, my wife starts to
    cry! I have been thinking about just throwing it in the river, then i could tell
    my wife she ran away, when i was in pub drinking or someone stole it.

    Also, if it starts to act normally i need to make it very angry against the
    neighbour, anyone know how to achive this? I want it to bite the whore
    everytime she see her.

    Advice needed

    Sir. Turhapuro
     
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  2. .Essence.

    .Essence. Peon

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    #2
    People like you shouldn't be aloud to have pets in the first place :mad:

    Get it trained for like 50-75$ dude, it's not that expensive.

    And what ever you do bring it to the pound before "throwing it in the river". :mad:
     
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    browntwn Illustrious Member

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    #3
    I say the dog and your wife should run off together.

    Seriously, you are probably the most ignorant person on DP. At least that seems to be your act here.
     
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    FOX LORE Notable Member

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    #4
    Wow, take the dog to training class.

    I would turn your back every time the dog try to jump on you and so NO!
    If it bites you take a hold of its mouth firmly as if you mean it and say No!
    Consistency is the key word its take a while until the puppy understand why you say No!
     
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  5. turhapuro

    turhapuro Peon

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    Good, but how do i make it angry against the neighbour. It's her job to bite
    the neighbour, well also bought it for my wife cause she likes dogs. That little
    thing is driving me nuts, she shits and pees all over the place and steals food,
    goes around like crazy... maybe she is crazy?
     
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    lacmanott@yahoo.com.au Peon

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    #6
    Obviously your the one with the problem, not the dog and not your neighbour.

    Sounds like the dog is smarter than you mate. He knows a bad person when he sees one ...... and unfortunately it is its owner.

    People like you should be put behind bars :mad:
     
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    turhapuro Peon

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    I don't understand, why am i bad? Why all this hostility? It's just a god damn
    dog, i just want to train it to be a killer.
     
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    cooljeba Well-Known Member

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    #8
    Why you want to use the dog to take your anger on her.. Instead of the Dog you go Bite her lol..

    There is way a dog should be bought up. I own two dogs and we treat as a part of family. I don't want them go and bite people around.

    The dog is young and it needs a playmate. If you don't have time.. don't raise the dog. Donate it to someone.. there are people who can take better care of the dog..

    ..:: peace ::..
    Jeba
     
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    FOX LORE Notable Member

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    #9
    Almost all dogs will steal food if you turn your back on them. The dog will have to be train to potty out side. Make the dog go to potty at least 30 minutes after it eats and make it go at least 2 more times a day so it will get used to its potty area.
    It you want it to bite the next door neighbor than take it to mans best friends they have specific training that will do the trick. But, honesty take the dog to a no kill shelter you don't have the patients to be a dog owner. A dog is supposed to be part of the family not just a tool to bite the hell out of your neighbor butt.:mad:
     
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    turhapuro Peon

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    Well, i let my wife worry about the dog then, she can do the training and
    clean the shit. I just don't have the time, thank god the thing don't bark.
     
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    Avery001 Banned

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    #11
    12 weeks old,i gusee your dog just need a bone.
     
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    Mxhub Active Member

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    #12
    oh god, you have bring trouble into your house..
     
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    anions Notable Member

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    #13
    :D:D There's one evil man. No wonder you are red repped sire. :p
     
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    mabel01 Banned

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    #14
    she should bite you not your neighbor:mad:

    pets must be taking care of..
     
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    Maksa Well-Known Member

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    #15
    i can't stop laughing... after seeing replies i am really enjoying this thread... very funny. silly dog. lolz :)
     
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    samantha pia Prominent Member

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    #16
    i hope nextdoor get a bigger dog and teach it to shit in your yard
     
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    #17
    Don't chuck it in the river , that seriously is cruel! Just get it trained and it will grow on you I promise . They're mans best friends afterall...
     
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    students-forum Well-Known Member

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    Oh and there's no need to hit the dog either , thats cruel . train it using the rewards system.
     
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    ROFL! Does anyone else think this guy is taking the piss out of us?
     
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    #20
    I hope the dog kills you, you stupid shit.
     
    login, Jul 18, 2007 IP