If I auctioned off my virginity here on Buy/Sell/Trade...

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by mvandemar, Jul 5, 2007.

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What you pay for mvandemar's virginity?

  1. At least $1000

    18 vote(s)
    9.5%

  2. over $500

    4 vote(s)
    2.1%

  3. over $100, but only if I can finance

    9 vote(s)
    4.8%

  4. $5 max

    35 vote(s)
    18.5%

  5. I'd rather sleep with Nintendo...

    123 vote(s)
    65.1%
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  1. Robert Allen

    Robert Allen Peon

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    #81
    Im not talking about you, im talking about the "b*tch" who buys it.

    Rob

    lol...
     
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  2. DeniseJ

    DeniseJ Live, Laugh, Love

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    #82
    Did you really have to say bitch?
     
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  3. mvandemar

    mvandemar Notable Member

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    #83
    He's still sore he said he'd pay at least $500 for my virginity, and then found out I was a guy. :p

    So, Denise, any re-considerations? It wouldn't be cheating, you know, seeing as how it's a business arrangement and all. :D

    -Michael
     
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  4. DeniseJ

    DeniseJ Live, Laugh, Love

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    #84
    Haha. Nope, sorry - I really must respectfully decline.

    I don't think I could convince my boyfriend that I took someone's virginity for "business purposes." :p
     
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  5. mvandemar

    mvandemar Notable Member

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    #85
    Well... hm.

    Oh! What if we had a contract?

    -Michael
     
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  6. DeniseJ

    DeniseJ Live, Laugh, Love

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    #86
    :p What if you went outside more often and found a woman who actually wanted to sleep with you?
     
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  7. mvandemar

    mvandemar Notable Member

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    #87
    out-where...? What is this "outside" you speak of?

    -Michael
     
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  8. Cylon

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    #88
    Why do you think he's trying to sell what couldn't be given away?
     
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  9. buffalo

    buffalo Illustrious Member

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    #89

    It could be a good marketing trick! Sometimes, putting a higher price tag on something will fool people in to thinking it has better quality.

    But I still think that Michael should be paying one of us girls! :p
     
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  10. Cylon

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    #90
    It won't be the last time he does that, I'm guessing.
     
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  11. DeniseJ

    DeniseJ Live, Laugh, Love

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    #91
    If you would like to be a prostitute Buffalo, go right ahead. I am sure he would be more than happy to pay you.
     
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  12. mvandemar

    mvandemar Notable Member

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    #92
    That is SO not the point! People always talking about how much they value virginity, I figured I should be able to make something...

    Well, after the initial transaction, maybe we could work out a barter. :D

    -Michael
     
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  13. Whiteagle

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    #93
    If ebay dont let you sould your self ask amazon to sell you! they post you trought DHL XD
     
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  14. Blogmaster

    Blogmaster Blood Type Dating Affiliate Manager

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    #94
    I'd bid 10 bucks, on my dog's behalf who hasn't gotten laid in about a year.
     
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  15. mvandemar

    mvandemar Notable Member

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    #95
    You look alot like Kyle, from Road Trip, don't you Blogmaster? Go on, you can admit it...

    [​IMG]

    -Michael
     
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    Nintendo ♬ King of da Wackos ♬

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    #96
    Uggg!!!! That doesn't look like him at all!!!! That looks way more like me...when I was a teenager!!!!! For a second I wasn't sure if some one did a head transplant!! :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
     
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  17. Mia

    Mia R.I.P. STEVE JOBS

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    #97
    That movie was hilarious!!!
     
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    #98
    Who the fuck is Nintendo?
     
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  19. mvandemar

    mvandemar Notable Member

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    #99
    Who's asking?
    He's the guy in most of the 'shopped pics in this forum. :p

    -Michael
     
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  20. Mia

    Mia R.I.P. STEVE JOBS

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    #100
    You're kidding right?
     
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