Does God wear pants? And if so, who made them?

Discussion in 'Politics & Religion' started by Kerosene, Jul 8, 2007.

  1. #1
    He's either strutting around with it all hanging out, or somebody made up some pants for him. God made man in his own image ... so don't try and tell me he's got 'nothing to hide'. Same goes if he's actually a she.

    Simple question.
    Does God wear pants? And if so, who made them?
     
    Kerosene, Jul 8, 2007 IP
  2. Ahmad_Malik

    Ahmad_Malik Peon

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    No. God has no image.
     
    Ahmad_Malik, Jul 8, 2007 IP
  3. d16man

    d16man Well-Known Member

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    #3
    simple question: does it really matter? or are we trying to put limits on God somehow?

    Can God make a rock so big he can't lift it? It doesn't really matter unless I want to find some sort of loophole in which I can prove God wrong...
     
    d16man, Jul 8, 2007 IP
  4. Kerosene

    Kerosene Alpha & Omega™ Staff

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    #4
    I'm not interested in disproving anything. I'm just interested in what people truly and honestly believe.

    He/she either wears pants, or doesn't. They're either on or off.

    It's such a simple question, nodoby seems to want to answer it properly.
     
    Kerosene, Jul 8, 2007 IP
  5. DevilHellz

    DevilHellz Well-Known Member

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    #5
    This is god as portrayed in South Park:
    [​IMG]
    As you can see, he doesn't wear any pants.
     
    DevilHellz, Jul 8, 2007 IP
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    Which particular God are we referring to here..
     
    uglyboy, Jul 8, 2007 IP
  7. Kerosene

    Kerosene Alpha & Omega™ Staff

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    Your God.

    Regardless of who/what your God is. Just give me a straight up answer.

    DevilHellz is the only one who has come close to giving a real answer.
     
    Kerosene, Jul 8, 2007 IP
  8. Rebecca

    Rebecca Prominent Member

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    If there is a god, I doubt that he would wear any clothes at all. I think he struts around heaven totally nude and proud all day and commands the angels, "Hey look at me everybody!!!"
     
    Rebecca, Jul 8, 2007 IP
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    sundaybrew Numerati

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    I think the last time I spoke to him he told me he was wearing Calvin Kliens during the week, and Tommie on the weekends

    I hope this has helped your quest :)
     
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  10. DevilHellz

    DevilHellz Well-Known Member

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    I bet i have a bigger one. [​IMG]
     
    DevilHellz, Jul 8, 2007 IP
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    Most "Gods" in my opinion would of course wear trousers.. They have to keep their money and keys somewhere..
     
    uglyboy, Jul 8, 2007 IP
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    God doesn't wear pants, he wears a robe.

    [​IMG]

    Gotta love Family Guy's interpretation of God. :D
     
    Computerized, Jul 8, 2007 IP
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    lorien1973 Notable Member

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    :D.........u have a point :D
     
    maverick123, Jul 9, 2007 IP