If I auctioned off my virginity here on Buy/Sell/Trade...

I voted in all honesty.

Rob

 

A/S/L please

Also, maybe a pic or two. I'm not giving a hypothetical bid unless I know whats for sale...

Also state your sexual preference. I'd hate to see some nice girl buy a virgin boy that's been off buggering other boys. Likewise, I'd hate to buy the virginity of a lesbian with a huge dildo. I've nothing against homosexuality, it's just these things are something to consider in such a purchase. It would be like buying a website that's never advertised online but has billboards in every major city in the US. *shrug*

Lastly, can you provide proof of virginity? I've been to porn sites that claimed there were virgins on them...that looked like you could drive a Mac truck through.

 

Heh! Male, Florida, US, straight.

Hm... gonna have to work on this one...

-Michael

 

Drat...

I'm not voting on the poll, as I'd not be bidding in the auction. Though I'm sure some would still like the answers to the questions I asked.

Best of luck!
Q

 

I whant a demo

 

Nino!

I think if it was a female that started this thread we'd get different results obviously hah

 

I can't tell whether I'm depressed at the lack of females wanting to bid on me, or dumbstruck by the number of males who want to sleep with Nintendo!!!

-Michael

 

Sleeping with Nintendo was the only "free" option so...

 

You really didn't leave us any viable options in the poll! I didn't vote.

 

Well... if it's a cute chick I could always spot her a fin!

Ok, NOW I'm depressed... it didn't bug me that the guys all want to sleep with Nintendo (well, maybe on a deep level that had nothing to do with rejection it did), but now samantha pia, who is afaik the only girl who voted so far, chose Nintendo! Over me! /sob

Just LOOK at my avatar!! How could you resist a face like that??? Besides... you don't know where Nino has been!

/sigh

Well, at least a girl choosing abstinence is better than being tossed aside for Nino.

-Michael

 

8everything, is a girl too

 

Gah!!! She's Canadian too! It was the one market I was hoping to win!

-Michael

 

Don't cry, afaik you still have three chances, collen, katy and denisej

 

Actually, even if you didn't see mine, I'm kinda hoping that after seeing Nintendo's you'd figure you'd have just have better odds with door #2.

-Michael

 

Yes I' m a girl and voted for nintendo who can't resist

 

You have seen the Nino pics, right...? The one with him as a blond on the quilted bedspread? (/shudder)

-Michael

 

I think you got the poll backwards. Shouldn't it be for how much YOU will pay to the girl for losing your virginity?

 

Now I like the way YOU think, fireproof!

 

You're neglecting to factor in the supply part of the "Law of Supply and Demand"... once you account for the actual number of male virgins out there you can see where I was coming from.

OMG! sarahk??? Et tu??

-Michael