Post all *Santa-Banta* jokes here!

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  1. #1
    The title says it all....................................
    Here is my part:D

     
    RoyalSeo, Jul 2, 2007 IP
  2. skibladner

    skibladner Peon

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    that last one [​IMG]
     
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  3. getjimmy

    getjimmy Prominent Member

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    ServiceCube Peon

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    Lemme quote one. I got it as an SMS when I was studying in India. It was like:

    Banta asked Santa the reason for his being fat day by day. Santa asked him to do some physical exercise and if possible "Run 20km every morning." Banta decided to run everyday.

    --> After one Month: [Early morning]

    Santa receives a phone call and find Banta talking from the otherside.

    Santa "Oye Banta, where have you been this whole month?"

    Banta "Man there are two news for you. One good and another bad."

    Santa "What are them?"

    Banta "I listened to you and got slim within this 30 days. But the bad news is I ran 600km away from Punjab within this 30 days. :( "

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    LoL. Guys this is what I remember from that joke and may be some changes are there. Excuse them and enjoy it.

    Thanks to whoever reads it. :)
     
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  5. anions

    anions Notable Member

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    I can barely breathe for laughing:rolleyes:
     
    anions, Jul 8, 2007 IP
  6. rakesh.gupta1974

    rakesh.gupta1974 Peon

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    Nice Joke:D:D please recommend me site which has mmore fun stuff :D
     
    rakesh.gupta1974, Jan 20, 2008 IP
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    tushardhoot1 Active Member

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    Haha!

    Loads of sites have this stuff, but the biggest one is santabanta.com
     
    tushardhoot1, Jan 20, 2008 IP
  8. onlinemoney

    onlinemoney Banned

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    @ ServiceCube :- that was verrryyyy funny ... lol

    cant stop laughing from the above ones :D i like this santa banta jokes and keep on reading at many blogs out here too.
     
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    hi

    nice hahahahahaha

    thanks
     
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  10. mechanix

    mechanix Well-Known Member

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    Santa raping a gal in car. A cop came & said: What r u doing?
    Santa: I'm raping her.
    Cop: Ok, I'm next.
    Santa: Fine, but I have never raped a cop before.

    Preeto comes nude in front of the guests while serving the halwa.
    Banta shouts: What’s this?
    Preeto: It was written in the recipe book ‘Serve hot without dressing’
     
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  11. tushardhoot1

    tushardhoot1 Active Member

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    Lol....sick but funny.

    Do you get these off the web or word of mouth?
     
    tushardhoot1, Jan 21, 2008 IP
  12. mechanix

    mechanix Well-Known Member

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    Word of Mouth..Got truckload of jokes like these..but then again most of them are too vulgar for DP..;)
     
    mechanix, Jan 22, 2008 IP