ok here come another one : Boyzzzz r naughty n girls............. A new lady teacher came to teach 8th standard students. As it was the first day, she gave her intro, and asked all the students to introduce themselves with name and hobby. She said, Lets start with the boys first. Boys start giving their intro... First boy: My name is John, and my hobby is to see bubble in the bathtub. Teacher was confused to listen but said, Interesting. Well, Ok. Infact, we must be honest in telling the hobby. And after all there is essentially a child in each of us. So its ok John. Yes next. Second boy: Myself Peter and my hobby is to see bubble in the bathtub. Teacher now got surprised and said, Good. I like the spirit of supporting a friend. Ok next. Third boy: Im Smith and my hobby is to see bubble in the bathtub. Teacher: Guys are you joking or what? Please be sincere. Ok next. This continues... and the last boy stands up Im Harry and my hobby is to see bubble in the bathtub. Exhausted, the teacher said, I dont think I will be able to teach un-grown boys for long. Anyway, now the girls please. First girl: Im Julie and my hobby is to see birds. Teacher: Good. At last I got something different. Ok next. Second girl: Im Ruby and I like to collect perfumes. Teacher Now its like educated grown up girls. Ok next. You sweet girl; Yes you... Most beautiful girl of the class: Mam, my name is BUBBLE, and my hobby is to take bath three times a day. Heeeeeeeeeeheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee............................
Some sick jokes ... Where do sick steamships go? To the dock (doc). Why is a fishing hook like the measles? Because it's catching. Why is Parliament like a cold? Because sometime the ayes (eyes) have it and sometimes the no's (nose). Why did the invisible mother take her invisible child to the doctor? To find out why he wasn't all there. What would happen if you swallowed uranium? You would get atomic ache (a stomach ache). What is the healthiest kind of water? Well water. What is the perfect cure for dandruff? Baldness. What did the dentist say to the golfer? "You have a hole in one." Why did the kid put his hand in the fuse box when the weather got hot? He heard the fuses blew. How did the skeleton know it was raining? He could feel it in his bones. What did the nervous kid say when the doctor asked if he has been geting enough iron? "Yes. I chew my nails every day."
ok here comes one more : Banta`s Date Banta called his friend, Santa, and told him that he recently met the woman of his dreams. Now what should he do? Santa said, "Send her some flowers, and on the card invite her for a home-cooked meal." Banta liked the idea, so he invited the woman. The day after the meal Santa calls Banta and asks about the meal. Banta, "It was a flop idea." Santa, "Didn't the girl come to your house?" Banta, "She did, but she refused to cook!"
Some good ones! Keep them coming! Here's mine: Hang on to any of the new Missouri Quarters. If you have them, they may be worth much more than 25 cents The US Mint announced today that it is recalling all of the Missouri quarters that are part of its program featuring quarters from each state. This action is being taken after numerous reports that the new quarters will not work in parking meters, toll booths, vending machines, pay phones or any other coin operated devices. The problem lies in the unique design of the Missouri quarter, which was designed by a team of Ozark specialists. Apparently, the duct tape holding the two dimes and the nickel together keeps jamming up the machines.
Neat. Here's a quote: "As an adolescent I aspired to lasting fame, I craved factual certainty, and I thirsted for a meaningful vision of human life - so I became a scientist. This is like becoming an archbishop so you can meet girls." - M. Cartmill