If you could meet 1 DP member......

EGS, don't you first have to learn to handle your hand before stepping up to the real thing?

 

I would like to meet that doctor guy and learn from him, I'd ask him many questions regarding human behavior.

I'd like to partially meet the wacko guy, you know, from a distance, just observe him for a day.

Of course these would have to be on two different days, else my brain would remix the learned knowledge into something inappropriate.

PS. I'd also like to meet MaryMary, but not for learning. I'd like to hang with her for a day because I'm sure it would be fun, plus I think she is from Ohio.

 

I have handled the beast. The thing is, Denise can't handle it.

 

No. Denise won't handle it. There's a difference.

 

No, fact is Denise COULDN'T handle it. She's eager to try though...

 

you mean Yeast that irritates women

what do you expect from a juvenile

soft to orgasm in 4.9 seconds

he's training 5 times a day, his right wrist is not as limp as his left anymore

 

Damn Sammie, these are quite funny..

 

i thought all of them were

 

hahahaha, that was a good one!

 

pffft, I've done faster

 

omg this threads mad, what was it about again?

 

I don't doubt that

 

we should call you "2 stroke Timmy"

 

lol, too bad we can't change our user names anymore

 

it's cool, from now on you can be timsdd AKA 2 stroke timmy

 

Or how about Timmy the Fapjack.

IT

 

Who knows, the thread is shot

 

you mean shot through by EGS and 2 stroke timmy

 

Urrghhh, the visual I was trying to avoid!

 

I think you need to start advising Denise on sex tips...she sucks.
She's faster than my 4.9 seconds. Maybe Mr. Two-Stroke will have better luck with her..