If you could meet 1 DP member......

would like to meet..
Mystic
An0n
Honey
and a host of others..(as well as the sexy ladies)

 

Don't try to get this thread back on track, it's too late for that

 

I wasn't aware you HAD a cyber-girlfriend (because I know you can't possibly be referring to me... you should know better! )

I don't need credit. I already know I'm awesome (It's called sarcasm, folks.)

 

Oh you know I'm referring to you!
Credit? How is a story giving credit to anyone!? It's a sad tale about some CRAZY WOMAN who loses the battle of right and wrong to the great, notorious EGS.

..like many others have.

 

Ah, poor boy... I am sorry you are suffering from delusions of grandeur.

 

No, I sincerely apologize to you for making you crazy and obviously wrong.
You might as well bow to this thread's winner, king, and favorite: EGS.

There is nothing more for you to say. You may leave now, and forever hold your peace and QUIET (and it's about time you finally did shut up ), Denise.

 

Your mother never taught you manners did she?

 

I believe I told you to begone.
My mother would slap you silly if she heard you talk back to the great EGS, just as any mother [including yours] would.

 

Me thinks your mother wishes she could take back that night of sex when one EGS was conceived

 

Me thinks I have to agree with Grim.

Tell your mother to go ahead and try.

 

Me knows your mother very well.

 

My mother has been dead for years

 

..............

Stupid Denise.

 

I'm a lot of things. But stupid is not one of them. Me thinks you better watch your mouth before I make your mommy wash it out with soap.

 

You are naive, rude, and obnoxious. Stupid, I think you act it, but maybe you aren't it.

You talk big, and act crazy.

 

I find it hilarious that every name you directed towards me can easily be applied to you...

Hm. Why is that, do you suppose?

 

The answer to that is simple. You're causing all of it. I do not act crazy or big. I am energetic.

I do not find this hilarious. I find it serious...as serious as you are with Nintendo's mustache.

 

*Yawn*

You're boring me now.

 

In case you guys wonder who just rated this shit 5 stars ... it was me haha
Why you may ask?
Dunno.
For the same reason I used to watch the Beavies and Butthead moronathons I guess.

 

Ew, don't yawn at me.
Get them busted teeth out of this thread.

Everybody reading this thread can honestly see you made an ass out of your own self, and you fell for all my traps and schemes.

Congratulations, are t3h biggest n00b of DP.