Evacuate

Escape!
This is the word of Jehovah:
Jehovah of armies is mustering the army of war. They are coming from the land far away, from the extremity of the heavens, Jehovah and the weapons of his denunciation, to wreck all the earth."Howl, YOU people, for the day of Jehovah is near! As a despoiling from the Almighty it will come. That is why all hands themselves will drop down, and the whole heart itself of mortal man will melt. And people have become disturbed. Convulsions and birth pains themselves grab hold; like a woman that is giving birth they have labor pains. They look at each other in amazement. Their faces are inflamed faces."Look! The day of Jehovah itself is coming, cruel both with fury and with burning anger, in order to make the land an object of astonishment, and that it may annihilate the land's sinners out of it.
And u.s., the decoration of kingdoms, the beauty of the pride of the people, must become as when God overthrew Sodom and Gomorrah. She will never be inhabited, nor will she reside for generation after generation. And the season for her is near to come, and her days themselves will not be postponed.
The noise of a multitude in the mountains, as of a great people! the noise of a tumult of the kingdoms of the nations gathered together! Jehovah of hosts is mustering the host for the battle.

 

What the hell is this? Go back to ringing peoples doorbells and asking for money... =.= (don't come here)

 

Some one is going bersek at DP!please stop him less he drives us nuts!

 

Does this mean I shouldn't worry about paying the bills this month?
I hope he brings a cheese lover pizza with him, I'm starving...

 

Well done on the second crazy thread! Here's the other lol

 

LMAO! There's no escape from Jehovah's Witnesses these days, even on the internet!

 

Sounds like something my mother would come out with.


Run for the hills....

 

i don't think thats a Jehovah's Witness, just some nutjob spreading the word.

 

He's already been banned at other forums for these copy/paste threads:

http://forums.torrentspy.com/showpost.php?p=432069&postcount=15

http://www.animeforum.com/showthread.php?p=1731244

http://www.genmay.com/showthread.php?p=21240320

http://www.peakoil.com/post482485.html (bottom of page)

http://forums.armageddononline.org/armageddon-t10527.html?p=157943 (around bottom of page)

http://www.atforumz.com/showthread.php?p=5225702#post5225702

And on and on and on. hit/run spammer.

 

I don't think this person is kidding. I think they are koo koo for coco puffs and hate the US.

 

Good gods of the Necropolis... Doesn't he know that it isn't until 2085, should Sitchen be correct of course.

 

It's not Lord of the Rings. You've got the wrong forum, man.

 

Lol, just where are we supposed to "escape" to?
I think we are all kind of stuck here on Earth.

 

I kicked a few out the other day...I told them I was a mormon (even though I'm not)...that got rid of them fairly quickly.