I will report all you competitors to Google for just 100 $

Hi !

As you know Google want you to report fellow webmasters to them about Paid links. As you know selling a signature is now a crime according to Google.

You know I am a law pusher and I love to write sticky post and report everybody for everything so I will make this my work from now on.

I am a serious DP member as you know and my offer is as follow

For 100 $ I will track down up to 10 websites that are in rivalry with you and I will report them not only to Google but I will find some copyright issue to report to Yahoo as well.

It can be a time consuming job but I have staff that can help me do it

If you want my service please pay 100 $ to my Pay Pal account and I will get back to you





Ok this was a joke I wanted to see your reaction and I am writing about in my blog but could people really do this for a living?

 

This service will rock - Sign me up!

 

i guess so i should ask for a patent

 

Report away, it will do nothing and someones down $100

 

I would not be easy to get customers I think. Nobody like a person like that to gt into business.

 

For all the humor impaired - this was a joke...

 

hahahaa.

Man. The funny thing is you will probably take this serious soon.

 

A joke, no way...I already sent my top 10 competitors ransom PM's stating if they don't fork-over $100 each I am reporting them....And I was telling my Mommy on them too!!

 

I am sure people will actully pay for it soner or later. Why pay people to take your site up when you can take other people down as well

Sweetfunny why do you think Google will do nothing about it?

 

Hahaha, i guess this if for hot keeps.

So we do have a million dollar idea

Naw, i guess i personally will stay away

 

I would like to report my rivals:

Google.com
Yahoo.com
Msn.com

If you manage to throw them off the web I''l pay you a $1000 bonus

 

Google isn't going to use the reports to target individual websites directly.

They are going to use the masses of data to define algorithms that detect similarities in the reported websites, then start devaluing these common link types.

So... If enough people report bullshit websites it will have an effect on the dataset and make their job of detecting/devaluing "paid links" more difficult due to the error riddled data.. But not directly effect a reported webmaster.

 

aha ok so then we should report yahoo then all the time where did you red this?

 

Are you serious man, you just ran out of ways to make money?

EDIT: LOL ok I didn't see the gray part of your post.. nice joke!

 

always looking for new ways to make money can call it RED HAT

 

I agree, that is exactly what they are doing with sites that are spamming the serps. Some time ago I reported some SE spamming sites just to see the effect. Got no effect so I asked Google why the sites was still not banned. They told me that they normally dont ban single sites, but use the sites to make new algorithms.
They look at the bigger picture and ban single sites only if its a big business going on.

 

A good idea but I think you will have some difficulties managing the sites especially if site A engage your service and you have taken down site B and later site B comes to you for your service with site A inside the radar...

....then we will be paying someone else to bring the sites back to the index

 

The new SEOs will be lawyers

 

yes yes lets make a BAN me section in DP