What will the infidels be missing out in paradise?

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  1. Rebecca

    Rebecca Prominent Member

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    #61
    How can you do that, are they like born again virgins?

    Thanks, you too!:)

    "More bad news for the Taliban. Remember how they are promised 72virgins when they die? Turns out that it's only one 72-year-old virgin." —JayLeno
    source
     
    Rebecca, Jun 12, 2007 IP
  2. d16man

    d16man Well-Known Member

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    #62
    agreed...and what do the women get? Does God really want it to be a male dominated society?
     
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  3. SirPsychoSexy

    SirPsychoSexy Well-Known Member

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    #63
    Well... men are and always have been the superior of the species.
     
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    KalvinB Peon

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    #64
    It's interesting how many religions were so obviously devinely inspired that their creators used sex to sell it long before it was an industry standard in the mid-late 20th century.

    And yet, despite using sex to sell a religion to horny little geek boys, any sexual promiscuity in this life could result in severe punishments.

    I guess what Islam is trying to teach the world is that you must restrain yourself now so that you can be a manwhore in the next life.

    What a truely noble and divine religion it is.
     
    KalvinB, Jun 12, 2007 IP
  5. SirPsychoSexy

    SirPsychoSexy Well-Known Member

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    #65
    And all of it written by a mad man in a cave, who evidently had way too much opium. The madness of it all.
     
    SirPsychoSexy, Jun 12, 2007 IP
  6. kafer

    kafer Peon

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    #66

    Perhaps you can’t even manage one! that’s why it was difficult for you to comprehend the possibility of a large number of women to be owned by just one man. Furthermore in Paradise the abilities of a man will be different form that of the past life. As the hadith clearly sates that “A man among the people of Paradise will be given the strength of a hundred men for eating, drinking, desire and sexual intercourse”. So stop nagging!:D
     
    kafer, Jun 12, 2007 IP
  7. GTech

    GTech Rob Jones for President!

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    #67
    In paradise, I'll be the guy with a huge afro, pimp purple hat with a peacock feather on the side, wearing lime green bell bottoms, high rise platform shoes that say "Shoemoney Rocks!" on the side, with a big ass gold $$$ chain, a button down silk shirt with a five inch collar, listening to Barry White and Luther Vandross while breaking in all the virgins for everyone :D

    Hey! As long as we are fantasizing... ;)
     
    GTech, Jun 12, 2007 IP
  8. samantha pia

    samantha pia Prominent Member

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    #68
    large number of women to be owned by just one man

    that says it all, but you dont own us, do you.
     
    samantha pia, Jun 12, 2007 IP
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    lorien1973 Notable Member

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    #69
    So he has 100x the sexual urges but only 72x the outlet for those urges. Even heaven is hell :p
     
    lorien1973, Jun 12, 2007 IP
  10. samantha pia

    samantha pia Prominent Member

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    #70
    ha ha ha you got that right, it's strange to see what crap some people will believe in, oh well :rolleyes:
     
    samantha pia, Jun 12, 2007 IP
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    MoeAlza Peon

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    #71
    please stop bashing my religion... im not bashing yours.
     
    MoeAlza, Jun 12, 2007 IP
  12. debunked

    debunked Prominent Member

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    #72
    some people don't really even have a religion to bash like Samantha...

    So go bash her religion all you want.

    Sometimes truth should NOT be called bashing, since it can open the eyes of those who may have previously been fooled.
     
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  13. LeoSeo

    LeoSeo Well-Known Member

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    #73
    Heheh. If people do not care they simply can "not care" and write nothing here. If they care to come here and offend others holy values, there's something about it, like denial maybe? First phase. Those people who offend religion and know nothing about respect are the same people who accuse them of being uncivilised, how ironic is that.
     
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    krakjoe Well-Known Member

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    #74
    It's not sarchastic, if it were true it would be ironic.

    None of the things written here are untrue, if it makes you feel uncomfortable to be part of the most hated religion in the world, then get a new religion, or have some fucking balls and do without one.
     
    krakjoe, Jun 13, 2007 IP
  15. LeoSeo

    LeoSeo Well-Known Member

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    #75
    I think it's pretty clear who feels uncomfortable, when you look at the first 3 pages. With the same reasoning, you live in the 51st state of 1 of the most hated countries, shouldn't you be finding elsewhere to live in?
     
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  16. debunked

    debunked Prominent Member

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    #76
    Israel












    Now I see leoseo shaking in his boots...


    boo!

    Israel.
    Jews!
    Zionist!!!!
     
    debunked, Jun 13, 2007 IP
  17. LeoSeo

    LeoSeo Well-Known Member

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    #77
    Releveance?
    I don't live in somewhere where Israel is an enemy.



    Islam



    Woo now debunked starts shaking in his boots.

    Welcome to debunked's pre-school debates.
     
    LeoSeo, Jun 13, 2007 IP
  18. Arnie

    Arnie Well-Known Member

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    #78
    In heaven is no beer this why I drink it here
     
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    #79
    With the UK being one of the best countries in the world why would he lol

    I'm confident i'll be missing nothing as there's no "paradise" after death:rolleyes:
     
    Toopac, Jun 13, 2007 IP
  20. ruby

    ruby Well-Known Member

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    #80

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH

    Only 72 virgins??? meh maybe promise 100 and you'll get more of the world signing up. ;)
     
    ruby, Jun 13, 2007 IP