Some nice joke i have heard these days..like to share with you all. DON'T LOOK AT NAKED LADY Boy 1: Why do you run from a naked lady? Boy 2: Becos my mum said that if I look at a naked lady, I'll turn into stone. A part of me is getting hard already! NAMES OF WIVES A malay man had 4 wives, and he called his... 4th wife..... baby doll 3rd wife.....china doll 2nd wife.....barbie doll 1st wife..... panadol ! HOW INDIA GOT ITS NAME This is how India got its name..... The king was having sex with his mistress while thinking a name of his country and his mistress ask him "is it In Dear?"... RESEARCH FINDING Research shows men are fatter than women because every-night men get fresh milk & 2 papayas women only get 1 banana, 2 peanuts & 1 tea-spoon of starch! ARAB MAN An arab was being interviewed at a US checkpoint. 'Your name pls.'? "Abdul Aziz " "Sex? " "Six times a week!! " "No, no, I mean male or female! " "Doesn't matters, sometimes even camel !" SERVICE Sex is like a restaurant. Sometimes you get full satisfactory service, and sometimes you have to be satisfied with self-service" HAPPY MAN What makes a happy man? Daughter on the cover of cosmo. Son on the cover of sports illustrated. Mistress on the cover of playboy and .. Wife on the cover of "missing persons" SWIMSUIT Why was the 2-piece swimsuit invented? To separate the HAIRY section from the DAIRY section. GOOD AMBITION Teacher: What do you want to become? Little Johnny: Doctor !! Teacher: Why? Little Johnny: Coz its the only profession where u can tell a woman to take off her clothes and ask her husband to pay for it. DENTIST Woman complaining to dentist: "It's so painful, I'll rather have a baby than have a tooth removed." Dentist: "Make up your mind soon, I'll adjust the chair accordingly." VIRGIN Old lady, 85, a virgin, about to die. wanted her tombstone to read : BORN A VIRGIN, LIVED A VIRGIN, DIED A VIRGIN. The engraver shortened it to: " RETURNED UNOPENED " OLD MAN AND YOUNG GIRL 75 yr old man got married to a 15 yr girl. On their first night both were crying - why??? Coz she didn't know anything, and he had forgotten everything Post if you have any. Thanks. Ashwini
haha those are funny. not necessarily for 18+, younger people can have a laugh if they can understand it.
nice, great jokes there! and a must required +18 tag aswell! looking foreword to read more of your jokes, just keep them comming
RESEARCH FINDING joke was the best. Some jokes from me, Catch her by her waist… Bring her home.. Keep ur hand on her neck Put ur lips on her lips & have a … …nice drink…PEPSI He came at night, explored my body, got on top of me, touched me, he bit, sucked, swalowd, when he was satisfyed, he left, i was hurt, . . . BLOODY… MOSQUITO !!!! A girl phoned me the other day and said … “Come on over, there’s nobody home.†I went over. Nobody was home
Nice jokes! Hmm.... can I have your permission to add these jokes in my Jokes Site? It will be nice to have people laughing when reading them in my jokes site. Thanks!
Oh, okay. I will use your jokes first while I wait for Ashwini to answer. I just want to make sure as I do not want anyone accusing me of using their jokes. Thanks.
lol you do realize if you put a "+18 only" tag on the thread people under 18 automatically click on the thread lol
Surely you can use these jokes at your site. Will be coming up with more jokes Keep eyeing on this thread Also do post if you have any good laughter collection let's make this thread a refreshing one Regards to you all. Ashwini