Whats the best/funniest/weirdest email you have ever recieved?

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hey everyone, just wandering what the funniest email you have ever recieved was?

there are many out there, whether its spam, one from a friend, or just something random!!!

if you could post it here, sure it should entertain a few of us!?

i found this quite funny:

> Leroy is a 20 year-old 5th grader. This is Leroy's homework assignment. He
must use each vocabulary word in a sentence.

1. Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the hotel everybody.

2. Dictate - My girlfriend say my dictate good.

3. Catacomb - I saw Don King at da fight the other night. Man, somebody
get
that catacomb.

4. Foreclose - If I pay alimony today, I got no money foreclose.

5. Rectum - I had two Cadillac's, but my bitch rectum both.

6. Disappointment - My parole officer tol' me if I miss disappointment
They
gonna send me back to the joint.

7. Penis - I went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and said penis.

8. Israel - Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, "man, it look fake." He
say,
"Bullshit, that watch israel."

9. Undermine - Dey's a fine lookin' ho living in the apartment undermine.

10. Acoustic - When I was little, my uncle bought me acoustic and took me
To
the poolhall.

11. Iraq - When we got to the poolhall, I tol' my uncle iraq, you break.

12. Stain - My mother-in-law stopped by and I axed her, "Do you plan on
stain for dinner?"

13. Fortify - I axed dis ho on da street, "how much?" she say "fortify."

14. Income - I just got in bed wif da ho and income my wife

15. Omelette - "I should pop yo ass fo what you jus did, but omelette dis
one slide."
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quite, Jun 1, 2007 IP

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The funniest email someone sent me was this comic image that said

Victoria Won't Tell me the Secret
[ with a very hilarious cartoon ]

That is a very strange email though haha

8everything, Jun 1, 2007 IP

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Here what made me laugh

Hi,

Indian History : Supposedly written by a schoolboy with all original spellings:

The original inhabitants of ancient India were called Adidases, who lived in two cities called Hariappa and Mujhe-na-Daro. These cities had the best drain system in the world and so there was no brain drain from them Ancient India was full of myths which have been handed down from son to father. A myth is a female moth. A collection of myths is called mythology, which means stories with female caricatures. One myth says that people in olden times worshipped monkeys because they were our incestors.

In olden times there were two big families in India. One was called the Pandava and the other was called the Karova. They fought amongst themselves in a battle called Mahabharat, after which India came to be known as MeraBharat Mahan.

In midevil times India was ruled by the Slave Dienasty. So named because they all died a nasty death. Then came the Tughlaqs who shifted their capital from Delhi because of its pollution. They were followed by the Mowglis. The greatest Mowgli was Akbar because he extinguished himself on the battlefield of Panipat which is in Hurryana. But his son Jehangir was peace loving; he married one Hindu wife and kept 300 porcupines. Then came Shahajahan who had 14 sons. Family planning had not been invented at that time. He also built the Taj Mahal hotel for his wife who now sleeps there. The king sent all his sons away to distant parts of India because they started quarrelling. Dara Seiko was sent to UP, Shaikh Bhakhtiyar was sent to J & K, while Orangezip came to Bombay to fight Shivaji. However,after that they changed its name to Mumbai because Shivaji's sena did not like it. They also do not like New Delhi, so they are calling it Door Darshan.

After the Mowglis came Vasco the Gama. He was an exploder who was circumcising India with a 100 foot clipper. Then came the British. They brought with them many inventions such as cricket, tramtarts and steamed railways. They were followed by the French who brought in French fries, pizzazz and laundry. But Robert Clive drove them out when he deafened Duplex who was out membered since the British had the queen on their side.

Eventually, the British came to overrule India because there was too much diversity in our unity. The British overruled India for a long period.They were great expotents and impotents. They started expoting salt from India and impoting cloth. This was not liked by Mahatma Gandhi who wanted to produce his own salt. This was called the Swedish moment. During this moment, many people burnt their lion cloths in the street and refused to wear anything else. The British became very angry at this and stopped the production of Indian testiles.

In 1920, Mahatma Gandhi was married to one wife. Soon after he became the father of the nation. In 1942 he started the Quiet India moment, so named because the British were quietly lootoing our country. In 1947, India became free and its people became freely loving. This increased our population. Its government became a limited mockery, which means people are allowed to take the law in their own hands with the help of the police. Our constipation is the best in the world because it says that no man can be hanged twice for the same crime. It also says you cannot be put in prison if you have not paid your taxis. Another important thing about our constipation is that it can be changed. This is not possible with the British constipation because it is not written on paper. The Indian parlemint consists of two houses which are called lower and higher. This is because one Mr Honest Abe said that two houses divided against itself cannot withstand. So Pandit Nehru asked the British for freedom at midnight since the British were afraid of the dark. At midnight, on August 15, there was a tryst in parlemint in which many participated by wearing khaki and hosting the flag. Recently in India, there have been a large number of scams and a plaque,it can be dangerous because many people died of this plaque in Surat. Scams are all over India. One of these was in Bihar where holy cows were not given anything to eat by their elected leader. The other scam was in Bofor which is a small town in Switzerland.In this, a lot of Indian money was given to buy a gun which can shoot a coot.

Presently India has a coalishun government made up of many parties, left,right and centre. It has started to library the economy. This means that there is now no need for a licence as the economy will be driven by itself.

India is also trying to become an Asian tiger because its own tigers are being poached. Another important event this year was the Shark meeting at Malas Dive. At this place, shark leaders agreed to share their poverty, pollution and population.
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uttoransen Prominent Member

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#4

once i got a spam email that told me to fight against spam, and gave a link to the rules against the spams etc! lol it's funny, someone is spamming me to fight against spam

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#5

May be those Emails I receive from Rick Jerk !!!

Zerosleep, Jun 1, 2007 IP

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I once received a email from a person pretending to be my mother and wanted to me send her $10,000 quickly because it was an emergency LMFAO!

That's the funniest scam let alone email I have ever seen lol

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haha soo if your mum wanted 10 grand from you she would email you and tell u to like, transfer it to her account in nigeria via wire!!

come on people must have more?

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#8

I got an email asking me if I would like to take part in gay sex.

...Needless to say, I took part.

Nah j/k

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lol haha the first one is very funny

7. Penis - I went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and said penis.
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hahah wtf

13. Fortify - I axed dis ho on da street, "how much?" she say "fortify."
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that one is the best

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mitcharr said: ↑

lol haha the first one is very funny

hahah wtf

that one is the best
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I don't get this?

fej, Jun 2, 2007 IP

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That i have won a 10 Millions in online lutto lol

getjimmy, Jun 2, 2007 IP

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#12

i get many many funny emails. thats why i have created a site for these email archive.
at http://funnyemails.uni.cc/ have a look at them. the best one i got was, why did the chicken cross the road - answers from the celebs.

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#13

come on, i cant be the only one who has got a rreally funny email!!

quite, Jun 6, 2007 IP

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I always like the African Bankers trying to give away 25 million dollar accounts because someone died. I always write back and tell them sorry I can't accept because Dr. Nimbo Habababa offered me 26 million yesterday.

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An email from a paypal wannabe asking me to give my log-in details....and it's urgent!!!

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Shaider said: ↑

An email from a paypal wannabe asking me to give my log-in details....and it's urgent!!!
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Haha.. I agree those are good too.

glasglow, Jun 8, 2007 IP

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