http://www.safenow.org/ Check out SafeNow.org for all of them, below are some of my favorites If you spot terrorism, blow your anti-terrorism whistle. If you are Vin Diesel, yell really loud. If your building collapses, climb under your table and practice yoga postures. If you hear the Backstreet Boys, Michael Bolton or Yanni on the radio, cower in the corner or run like hell. That closet door in your bedroom leads to the gates of Hell. Don't go there.
Awesome. I had a look at SafeNow.org, plenty more good stuff. "To eliminate smallpox, wash with soap, water and at least one(1) armless hand under a faucet with no sink." If you hear Michael Bolton, you can run, but you can't hide. Stand your ground and take it like a man.
Just wait until the 'real' Michael Bolton avatars start taking over from tired old Bender. You ain't seen nothing yet
I loved those. It reminded me of the brochures that they put on the airplanes in Fight Club. Nice, terribly sick humor that no sane person would find funny. Thankfully, I worship Cthulhu and therefor have a great appreciation of sick tasteless humor.