I want bigger size!!

Since i have posted this i think the DP gods are looking over me. The first day i didn't even look down there because i thought i would be upset. The second day i did, and what did i see. Half anaconda, half tree. Something weird has happened since i started this thread. But im not complaining. When i was playing soccer on the weekend i scored a goal with my newbie. I also used it in a fight at the local pub. Police are thinking of charging me with assault with a malicious weapons after they saw the size.

 

haha....

Some real advice here:

Pumps, weights and jelqing (an old middle eastern techinique) work. Safe easy and effective. I went from average to large. Pumps=mostly girth but some length. Weights=length, Jelqing=length & girth. I can about double my girth and added about inch in length, but I don't do it as much as some guys.

I once broke up with a girlfriend and got it into my head she didn't like my dipstick and wanted to some day go back punish her with a new and improved one. (just a little joke women).

I did exactly that, although later I found out she liked it anyway. But the best part was I started dating her neighbor after I enlarged and she was impressed by my Mucho Grande (she is Mexican) so much so that she didn't want certain sex acts done that she did with former boyfriends because they were smaller. We had/have a great sex relationship partly due in 1. My size 2. My confidence with it.

But I couldn't stand the fact that old GF 1 knew I was with her neighbor and but didn't know I had supersized my happy meal.

Long story short: I went back and shared with her my new found happiness and she was interested by the difference. When she asked I already knew what I would say. It's an old Buddhist saying:

~When you change the way look at things, the things you look at change~

As a matter of fact I spent all day yesterday with her at a blues festival but sex is not a big issue and we are very good friends.


Moral of the story: I don't know. But PE works and letting a snake bit you on the willy is not a good idea.

 

What the hell is jelqing?

 

Funniest thing I have ever heard. Thanks for the laugh

 

Shouldn't she just seek her meat and potatoes elsewhere?

 

and if that doesn't work, try slamming it in a car door!

 

What the hell is Google?

 

why do you want bigger potatoes?

 

Thank goodness for Wiki:

Jelqing is a method intended to enlarge the penis by increasing the blood pressure in the penis, with the goal of permanently increasing the maximum erect size of the penis. This technique, also called "milking", involves wrapping the thumb and index finger around the penis while semi-erect and repeatedly drawing them away from one's body to force blood into the glans, thus encouraging more vascularity in the corpus cavernosa and associated tissues. Whether jelqing actually works or not is a subject of controversy.

 

why the he** do I browse such threads while I'm eating!!

 

Yeah same here, was just eating a bannana when I popped into this thread.

 

Small world! I was just thinking of you eating a banana while I was jelqing.........

 

And what happened did the banana get hard